Perez Hilton's Family Reveals Kids Were Home Minutes Before Crisis
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Senate Confirms CDC Boss While America Battles Poop Lettuce
Nothing says "welcome to your new job" quite like a nationwide diarrhea outbreak caused by contaminated salad greens. Dr. Erica Schwartz was confirmed by...
NYC Mayor Gets Booed Off Stage in Under 60 Seconds
New York City's socialist mayor, Mamdani, decided to swing by Staten Island's National Night Out Against Crime on Tuesday evening, and folks, it went about...
Detroit Socialist Gets Replaced by Even More Socialist Socialist
In a plot twist that absolutely nobody saw coming, a guy who quit being a socialist got beaten by an actual socialist in Detroit's Democratic primary. Rep...
JD Vance Roasts Fox News Pundit Over Burrito Takes
Vice President JD Vance hopped back on social media this week and immediately chose violence, dropping a weight joke on Washington Post columnist and Fox...
Two GOP Senators Pump the Brakes on Fauci Contempt Push
Rand Paul is charging full speed ahead trying to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress, but a couple of his fellow Republicans apparently missed the...
Cori Bush Loses to Same Guy Twice, Comeback Tour Canceled
Well, that sequel nobody asked for just flopped harder than the original. Former Squad member Cori Bush tried to stage a political comeback in Missouri's...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 100 Times, Gets Contempt Referral
Dr. Anthony Fauci apparently really, really loves the Fifth Amendment. So much so that he invoked it over 100 times during a Senate hearing last week, which...
Justice Jackson Puts Trump Mail-In Ballot Order on Hold
The Trump administration's quest to tighten up mail-in voting just ran into a judicial speed bump wearing a black robe. As Conservative Brief reported...
O'Reilly Says Fauci Will Live in Courtrooms for Five Years
Remember when Anthony Fauci thought that presidential pardon was his golden ticket out of Willy Wonka's legal chocolate factory? Well, according to Bill...
ICE Just Broke Its Own Record Two Months in a Row
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Fired 60 Minutes Host Gets Ivy League Job in Record Time
Nothing says "you're in trouble" in media quite like getting fired from CBS and immediately landing a cushy gig at an Ivy League university. As Trending...
Supreme Court's Fall Lineup Is Spicier Than Expected
The Supreme Court just dropped its October playlist, and boy, it's a banger. The justices are coming back from summer vacation ready to tackle immigration...
Guy Running for CA Governor Has 319,000 Missing Kids Problem
Xavier Becerra wants to be the next governor of California, and apparently his resume includes overseeing a system that lost track of 319,000 children...
Rosie O'Donnell Heading Back to The View, Sort Of, Maybe
Rosie O'Donnell, the comedian who literally packed her bags, crossed an ocean, and became an Irish citizen because Donald Trump was president, is apparently...
Lightning Strikes Soccer Pitch, Killing 24-Year-Old Player
In a devastating and terrifying incident during a regional soccer tournament in southern Thailand, a bolt of lightning struck the pitch on Tuesday evening...
Michigan Senate Winner Offers Free Name Pronunciation Lessons
Well folks, Michigan just wrapped up one of the spiciest Democratic primaries money can buy, and the results are already making Republicans lose their...
Charlie Kirk tried to warn people about this
Charlie tried to warn people and they didn't listen. Just watch the video below and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Michigan Dems Pick a Socialist and the GOP Is Popping Champagne
Well, Michigan Democrats just handed Republicans the greatest political gift since that time someone invented the attack ad. According to USA Journal, Abdul...
Congressional Candidate Goes Full Beach Villain Over Music Request
Nothing says "I'm ready to serve in Congress" quite like pulling a knife on beachgoers because someone politely asked you to lower the volume on your...
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