Mitch McConnell's office finally released a photo, a statement, and a medical explanation on Sunday confirming that the 84-year-old senator is, in fact, still among the living. As USA Journal reported, the update came roughly four weeks after McConnell was hospitalized, which is approximately three weeks and six days longer than it should have taken to say "he fell, got pneumonia, took antibiotics, and is doing physical therapy."
The medical rundown is about as dramatic as a Tuesday afternoon at a Walgreens clinic. McConnell fell at home, sustained minor injuries, developed pneumonia during recovery, responded well to antibiotics, and has been doing physical therapy to reduce future fall risk. The attending physician confirmed no...