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NYT Writer Slams Sex Trafficking, Praises Gates, Skips Epstein Part
Well, here's a fun little journalism pretzel for you. One of the New York Times' biggest opinion stars apparently spent years singing Bill Gates' praises as...
House GOP Passes Funding Bill, Democrats Can Only Watch
Congressional Republicans just pulled off what can only be described as a legislative steamroll this week, muscling a government funding bill through the...
Four GOP Rebels Vote With Dems to Limit Trump on Iran
Nothing says "party unity" quite like watching four of your own team members walk across the aisle and high five the opposition. That's essentially what...
DCCC Goes 0 for 3 Picking Primary Winners, Burns $4.5M
Picture spending nearly $4.5 million of other people's money trying to pick winners in three separate primary races and losing every single one. That is...
Senate Confirms Texas Judge, Shockingly Along Party Lines
In a development that will surprise absolutely nobody who has watched Washington operate for the last decade, the Senate confirmed Arthur Roberts Jones to...
Gas Prices Go Brrrr as Middle East Chaos Sends Oil Soaring
If you were enjoying slightly cheaper gas for a hot minute, congratulations on that brief vacation from financial pain, because it is officially over. Oil...
America's Oil Piggy Bank Is Busted and Needs Serious Fixing
So it turns out the nation's emergency oil stash, the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, is basically running on fumes and held together with duct tape. The Trump...
Socialist Challenger Gets Whopped in Arizona Primary Showdown
Well, another progressive insurgent tried to storm the castle, and the castle just laughed. Rep. Greg Stanton absolutely walloped democratic socialist Kai...
Obama Presidential Center Leaves Plumber Millions in the Hole
Nothing says "economic boost for small businesses" quite like driving those small businesses into the ground. The Obama Presidential Center in Chicago...
Newsom Picks Fight With Joe Rogan Instead of Fixing California
Gavin Newsom has a potential 2028 White House bid to worry about, a Department of Justice investigation hanging over his head, mysteriously absent tax...
Ilhan Omar Goes 0-for-2 as House Passes Bills She Opposed
Wednesday was not exactly a banner day for Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar, who managed to find herself on the losing side of not one but two House...
House Goes on Bill Passing Spree, Democrats Not Amused
The U.S. House of Representatives had itself quite the productive Wednesday, cranking out legislation like a factory that runs on partisan energy drinks...
Trump Eyes Strike #8 as Mali Becomes Next on the List
The Trump administration is apparently shopping for country number eight on its second term military action punch card, and Mali just moved to the front of...
Illinois Power Couple Faces 11 Charges in Family Fraud Scheme
Nothing says "family values" quite like a husband and wife political duo allegedly turning public office into the family piggy bank. An Illinois state...
Schumer Tries to Ground Trump's Fancy Jet, Gets Shot Down
Chuck Schumer decided Wednesday was a great day to play airplane police, attempting to block taxpayer dollars from going toward upgrades on Trump's Qatari...
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