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NJ Found 6,600 Noncitizens on Voter Rolls, Then Fought to Hide It
New Jersey discovered that 6,600 noncitizens were chilling on its voter rolls, and nearly 400 of them actually cast ballots. So naturally, the state's...
Wisconsin Gov Candidate's Old Interview Sparks Mental Health Debate
Well, nothing says "welcome to the gubernatorial race" quite like having your decade-old magazine interview go viral for all the wrong reasons. Wisconsin...
Conservatives Launch Celebrity Boycott War on Social Media
Right wing social media users are collectively announcing they're done with Hollywood and the music industry, declaring a full scale cultural boycott...
Armed Bystander Had Zero Fear Confronting Idaho Shooter
A horrific shooting at an In-N-Out Burger in Twin Falls, Idaho on Saturday claimed three lives and wounded seven others before 24-year-old Chad Williams...
Iran Said 'Please Wait' and Trump Put the Missiles on Hold
In what might be the most dramatic game of "are you sure you want to do this" in modern geopolitics, Iran basically called a timeout right before getting...
Entire Town Quits Governing After Brawl, Gets Declared Abandoned
Imagine living in a place so dysfunctional that literally every single elected official throws up their hands and walks out. Well, that's exactly what...
Zach Bryan Drops Anti-ICE Song, Gets Roasted by Homeland Security
Grammy winner Zach Bryan, who apparently decided that being a beloved country star was too easy, stirred up a massive hornet's nest with a preview of his...
Trump Compares Vance to Eliot Ness After $230B Fraud Find
JD Vance just rolled up to Camp David like a guy who found $230 billion worth of receipts in the government's couch cushions, and honestly, the numbers are...
MTG Hosts Cookie Party in Maine Cabin, Declares It a Movement
Nothing screams political revolution quite like chocolate chip cookies by candlelight in a cozy Maine cabin. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who walked away from...
GOP Senator Wants His Ex-Son-In-Law Booted From Congress
Nothing says "happy family" quite like a sitting U.S. Senator publicly demanding that his former son-in-law resign from Congress and get therapy. Senator...
Harris Names Best Presidents Ever, Somehow Forgets Her Old Boss
Kamala Harris was asked a simple question about American history, and her answer managed to become the biggest political story of the weekend. Not because...
GOP Discovers Dems' Kryptonite and It Rhymes With Socialism
For months, Republicans have been nervously side-eyeing the generic congressional ballot like it's a check they don't want to open. Democrats have...
Politico Quietly Admits the Voter Honor System Is a Joke
For years, anyone who raised concerns about noncitizens casting ballots in American elections got treated like they just claimed the moon landing was filmed...
Trump Calls Off Biggest Attack Since WWII, Says Deal Time
Nothing says "let's negotiate" quite like having your finger hovering over the launch button and then graciously agreeing to pick up the phone instead...
NYC Mayor Gets Benched at Soldier's Funeral, Looks Mad About It
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani showed up to a funeral ready to give a speech and left with his tablet tucked away and his feelings visibly hurt, which...
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