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Mexican Batman Duct-Tapes Motorcycle Thieves to Poles
Somewhere in Jalisco, Mexico, a vigilante who has earned the nickname "Mexican Batman" is out here doing more effective law enforcement than the...
Ex-College Hoops Star Arrested by FBI Over Alleged Fraud Scheme
Nothing says "productive offseason" quite like getting picked up by the FBI at a detention center in Kentucky. Former NCAA guard Kerr Kriisa, who...
Sotomayor Got $43K in Concert Tickets from Bad Bunny's Label
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor apparently had herself quite the summer vacation in Puerto Rico last year, and somebody else picked up the...
This is who calls you 'racist' and 'fascist' in the comments
You must be sub 80 IQ and mentally ill to be a Dim.
Chris Murphy Accidentally Tells Truth About Filibuster Plans
Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy went on a podcast last week and did something Democrats rarely do: he said the quiet part out loud. As USA...
ICE Deports MS-13 Member Biden Admin Let Walk Free
The Department of Homeland Security just announced the deportation of a guy who was basically collecting gang affiliations like loyalty cards at a...
NYC Mayor Trashes America Behind Washington's Desk on July 4th
While the rest of America was doing normal Fourth of July things like burning hot dogs and losing fingers to bottle rockets, New York City's new...
FBI Raids Virginia Senator's Office and Her Cannabis Shop
Nothing says "Tuesday in Virginia politics" quite like an armored FBI vehicle parked outside a state senator's cannabis dispensary while...
Two Illegal Aliens Ran a $760K SNAP Fraud Ring Across Multiple States
They should be imprisoned in their own countries with minimal to no protections.
Vance Gives July 4th Speech on Warship While NYC Mayor Complains
America turned 250 years old on the Fourth of July, and the country celebrated the way it does everything else these days: by offering two...
WNBA Commish Backs Player Who Punched Caitlin Clark in Throat
The WNBA has a fascinating way of handling its biggest star. Someone punches Caitlin Clark in the throat, and somehow the league's commissioner...
Japan Threw America a 250th Birthday Party With Drones and Fireworks
Nothing says international friendship quite like projecting a giant glowing portrait of your buddy's president into the night sky over your...
Muslim woman throwing puppies in the trash
I dunno why this culture hates dogs so much, because there are so many dogs who are literally better than some of the people out there. Just sad...
Birmingham Police arrest victim who was attacked by three thugs
The police overseas are turning into the dumbest wokest people on the planet. Some dude was getting attacked by three guys and the Birmingham...
SCOTUS OKs Late Mail Ballots, Trump Pushes SAVE Act Again
The Supreme Court handed down a 5-4 decision on Monday allowing Mississippi to count absentee ballots that arrive up to five business days after...

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