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Woman who stalked ICE agents gets caught and DEPORTED
Karina Brucio used her social media to share information about ICE locations with undocumented immigrants, and now ICE has detained her for...
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Bison goes after person at Yellowstone National Park
A tourist was badly hurt Friday evening after being tossed 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional...
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Iran Says It Controls the Strait of Hormuz, CENTCOM Says LOL No
Iran decided to announce that it controls the Strait of Hormuz, one of the most critical shipping lanes on planet Earth. CENTCOM responded with...
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Bernie Sanders' Endorsement Track Record Is Really Something
You would think that after a few decades in politics, a person might develop some kind of sixth sense for candidates who are going to blow up in...
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Man Votes Illegally Then Asks for Citizenship. Bold Move.
You have to admire the sheer audacity, even if you cannot admire the decision making. A Slovakian green card holder in New Jersey allegedly...
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Rep. Ro Khanna Eyes 2028 Run After West Bank Detention
Nothing says "I'm ready to be president" quite like getting surrounded by armed settlers in the middle of the desert for 90 minutes. California...
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Trump Goes After Jessica Tarlov for Soiling The Five
President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to do what he does best: roast somebody on television who said something he didn't like. This time the...
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Senate GOP Urged to Pass SAVE Act in Honor of Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham's final phone call was to the President of the United States, and he didn't use it to chat about the weather or ask for a dinner...
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FBI Director Patel Offers Full Resources After Sen. Graham's Death
FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed that the bureau stands ready to assist local law enforcement following the sudden death of U.S. Senator Lindsey...
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Billboards Offering US Citizenship for $4K Pop Up After Court Ruling
The Supreme Court handed down its birthright citizenship ruling and the ink was barely dry before somebody ordered a billboard. As Trending Views...
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Marine Vet Who May Be World's Fastest Gun Disarmer Wins CO GOP Primary
Victor Marx, a Marine Corps veteran who is apparently the fastest gun disarmer on the planet (a title I did not know existed but now desperately...
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Pentagon Keeping National Guard in D.C. Through 2029
The Pentagon wants to keep National Guard troops stationed in Washington, D.C., all the way through January 20, 2029, which just so happens to be...
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Newsom Lawyers Up But Still Can't Find His Tax Returns
There is a certain kind of confidence that comes from telling the public you have nothing to hide while simultaneously hiring a criminal defense...
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Sen. Lindsey Graham Dies at 71 After Cardiac Arrest
Senator Lindsey Graham, the South Carolina Republican who spent over two decades as one of the most recognizable voices in the United States...
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Trump Gives Iran Until Saturday to Admit the Obvious
President Trump has apparently decided that diplomacy with Iran is over and has moved on to the "do what I say or find out" phase of international...

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