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Me as a senior citizen if they put me in a nursing home

Can't help but laugh at this one. That primate sure knows eye candy from not!

Angel Reese walks off the court after missing another easy layup

I am pretty sure Angel Reese might be one of the worst basketball players of all time and that's why she's in the WNBA. She's like a human blooper reel...

Trump Goes Multi-Agency on Election Security While SAVE Act Collects Dust

If Congress will not pass the SAVE Act, President Trump apparently has no intention of sitting around waiting for a permission slip. As The American Tribune...

Your Right to Check Voter Rolls Depends on Your Zip Code

Here is a fun little brain teaser for you. Take one federal law, apply it in three different parts of the country, and get three completely different...

Trump Wins Appeals Court Round in Mail-In Voting Fight

President Donald Trump just picked up a court win in his ongoing crusade to make mail-in voting slightly less of a free-for-all, and Democrats are reacting...

USAF Sgt calls Trump a "Cheeto" and is embarrassed over Iran strikes

Americans are demanding swift disciplinary action against leftist USAF Sgt. Angel Mece after she publicly criticized President Trump, calling him a...

DHS Special Agent, Wife Found Dead in Apparent Murder-Suicide

A Department of Homeland Security special agent and his wife were found dead at their New Jersey home on July 3 in what authorities are investigating as a...

Guy at Chicago Cubs game gets SMACKED for not standing for the National Anthem

Stand up for the National Anthem or get smacked in the head. Those were his choices. He got smacked, and then he was standing. See how that works?

Tom Homan makes Margaret Brennan look silly after anti-ICE comments

Tom Homan just called out Margaret Brennan to her face after she accused ICE of acting like secret police. BRENNAN: Well, the people who were chasing the...

Who was driving the U-HAUL with a TREE STUCK TO IT???

Excuse me, there's a tree stuck to the side of your truck.

Mob of criminals destroy expensive AIR BNB MANSION in just one night

This is why Airbnb needs background and criminal checks. A Hudson Valley homeowner believed he was renting his historic mansion to a family, but what...

If Somalians are the backbone of Minnesota, then why are they all on welfare?

Brandon Gill: "If Somalians are the backbone of Minnesota, why are nearly 80% of them still on welfare after being here for 10+ years?"

Undisclosed file drop accuses FBI of staging J6 months before it took place

Previously undisclosed FBI documents, released by FBI Director Kash Patel, claim the agency staged January 6 months before it happened, keeping it hidden...

Woman TWERKS in middle of a beach brawl

Gotta love when you're getting kicked by a bunch of weave warriors and the first thing you do when knocked down on all fours is start twerking. I guess her...

Entire family skips out on $300 bill during Orlando dine and dash

Nothing says 'we family' like skipping out on a $300 bill in Orlando. This keeps dining and dashing all in the family. Or maybe they're just friends. Don't...
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