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Maine Dems Pick Senate Nominee Nobody Voted For, Call It Democracy
Saturday was a big day for Maine Democrats, who gathered together to select a replacement for Graham Platner, their Senate candidate who spectacularly...
Senator Discovers 'Temporary' Means 16 Years in Washington
Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt marched onto the Senate floor and slapped down a Democratic effort to keep Temporary Protected Status alive for over 350,000...
RFK Jr. Puts California and Minnesota on Financial Timeout
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the man now running Health and Human Services, decided on July 21, 2026 that California and Minnesota need to show their receipts...
Trump Apparently Picks JD Vance as His 2028 Guy
For months, the biggest guessing game in Washington has been which lucky contestant would get the golden ticket from Donald Trump as his preferred successor...
Somalian pasta lady teaches you how they eat
If you wanted to vomit after watching a disgusting video, then I've got the video clip for you!
I don't think she's learned what a fork is. Maybe they...
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Kentucky Newspaper Prints Reader Calls to Kill Feds and Trump
So a small town newspaper in Whitesburg, Kentucky decided that their reader submission section was the perfect place to publish what can only be described...
Tony Romo Predicted Every Play Except Getting Pulled Over
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and current CBS broadcast voice Tony Romo got himself into a situation no amount of pre-snap reads could have predicted...
FL Rep Says We Need Illegals to Defend America. Sure.
Florida Republican Maria Salazar apparently woke up one morning and decided that the United States military simply cannot function without the help of...
NYC Mayor Sets Homeless Camp Deadline, Camp Says No Thanks
New York City's socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani squeaked into office with barely half the vote back in 2025, promising to basically make everything free for...
RI Lawmaker Threatens ICE, DHS Claps Back With Receipts
Rhode Island State Representative Enrique Sanchez, a proud Democratic Socialists of America endorsee, decided this week was the perfect time to hop on X and...
Democrat Wants to Subpoena Barron Trump and No One Knows Why
Nothing says "serious congressional oversight" quite like demanding testimony from the president's college-aged kid who holds zero government positions and...
Feds Caught Sending $99 Million to Dead People, Finally Stop
Turns out the federal government has been writing checks to people who are, shall we say, no longer with us. As The American Tribune reported, Social...
Ted Cruz Playing Political Nostradamus About 2028 Democrats
Ted Cruz has apparently added fortune teller to his resume, because the Texas senator is out here making bold prophecies about the future of the Democratic...
NYC Mayor Tells People to Protest, His Own Cops Say Nah Bro
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is speedrunning the political embarrassment Olympics, and honestly, he might take gold. First, the guy spent weeks loudly...
Obama Sounded Like a MAGA Rally Speaker Back in 2008
Well folks, the internet has done it again. Someone dug up a campaign video of Barack Obama from 2008, and apparently the man was out there delivering...
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