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The most masculine man of 2026
Some will say this is a joke, but I say you should thop being thilly.
Woman with no eyebrows mocks Donald Trump
A woman mocks President Trump for being “kicked out” of Spain’s soccer photos after the World Cup, and claims he should be impeached.
I just wanna know how...
Hunter Biden says Ted Cruz is gay and does things to animals
Hunter Biden might have a history of smoking crack, but that doesn't make him a liar!
He's on a podcast with that ugly chick and claiming that there's a...
Courtney Stodden accuses Seinfeld star Jason Alexander of "impossible to understand" act when she was 17
Courtney Stodden has accused Seinfeld star Jason Alexander of an “impossible to understand” act during a comedy skit when she was a minor. In the sketch...
Massive brawl on Philly bus goes viral for all da wrong reasons
Don't worry, no one will get arrested because Philly has Larry Krasner and bad parents.
You wanna know why they call it SEPTA? Because no one rides da bus...
So you're telling me this toothpaste commercial came out for everyone??
I am pretty sure whomever made this funny toothpaste commercial had other intentions. Probably a distant relative of Ron Jeremy.
NJ Finds 6,600 Non-Citizens on Voter Rolls, Shocked Pikachu
You know that thing politicians keep telling us absolutely never ever occurs? Well, it just occurred 6,600 times in the Garden State, as USA Journal...
Arizona Primary Night: Trump Picks, Tight Races, and Chaos
Arizona is once again proving it cannot do anything politically without maximum drama. Voters hit the polls tonight for a primary election that will...
1996 Schumer Would Absolutely Roast 2025 Schumer on Voter ID
Nothing quite compares to the thrill of watching a politician get demolished by their own greatest opponent: themselves from 30 years ago. Chuck Schumer is...
Pretty sure Zelensky is gay
No amount of money can hide this gayness.
Yep, that's Zelensky, the president grifter of Ukraine.
NYC Mayor Thinks He Can Arrest Netanyahu, CNN Says Nope
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani apparently woke up one morning and decided he was going to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu when the Israeli Prime Minister...
New UK PM Burnham Caves, Lets US Use British Bases for Iran Ops
Nothing says "welcome to the job" quite like having to make a major military decision before your desk chair is even warm. Newly sworn-in U.K. Prime...
Trump Goes Full Multi-Agency Mode on Election Security
When Congress won't do the thing, you do the thing yourself. That appears to be the White House philosophy right now, as President Trump has decided that...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) implies it was racist to root for Argentina vs Spain
Jasmine Crockett proves, once again, that she could be one of the most moronic people in political history. She doesn't have the word salads like Kamala...
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House Votes Down Balanced Budget Amendment 211-207
The U.S. House of Representatives voted down a balanced budget amendment on Tuesday, because apparently the idea of not spending more money than you have is...
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