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House Votes Down Balanced Budget Amendment 211-207
The U.S. House of Representatives voted down a balanced budget amendment on Tuesday, because apparently the idea of not spending more money than you have is...
Bonnet woman tries driving away with bumper falling off
When you think you're innocent (or in big trouble) and try to drive away from a car accident with your bumper falling off and everyone gets you on video...
Transgender candidate wants to become Republican's worst nightmare
The campaign video for this thing is pretty funny. He said: "My name is Dina Nina. Trans woman, live in poverty, and I want to legalize weed!"
I'll leave...
Sounds like Democrats are openly cheating elections after Keith Ellison's speech
Minnesota AG Keith Ellison makes it sound like the Democrats are openly cheating elections now and just don't care. We know they cheat, otherwise the...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) implies it was racist to root for Argentina vs Spain
Jasmine Crockett proves, once again, that she could be one of the most moronic people in political history. She doesn't have the word salads like Kamala...
NJ Gov Admits 6,600 Noncitizens Were Registered to Vote by Glitch
New Jersey Democratic Governor Mikie Sherrill dropped a confession on Tuesday that is going to be really hard to spin at the next "election integrity is a...
Dem Senator Admits Trump Was Right on Border, Party Melts
Vermont Senator Peter Welch, a Democrat, went on television Sunday and said something that probably made half his caucus choke on their organic kombucha. As...
Ex-Congressman TJ Cox Heads to Prison for Fraud Scheme
Former Democratic Rep. TJ Cox of California surrendered to begin a year-and-a-day prison sentence on Wednesday after admitting to a fraud scheme that...
Trump Admin Drops 100 Page Report Connecting Obama to Cuba Stuff
The Trump administration just released a 100 page State Department report about Cuba's influence on American politics, and somewhere in those hundred pages...
Woman says she's starving on reduced or no SNAP EBT benefits
This woman claims she is starving after her EBT or SNAP was reduced or taken away. The Internet was not kind in the comment sections.
Ferrán Torres scored game winning World Cup goal, then wore a “Make Spain Great Again” hat
Ferrán Torres, the player who scored the game-winning goal at the World Cup, is currently sporting a “Make Spain Great Again” hat during the victory parade...
Appeals Court Gives Trump a Win on Mail-In Voting Rule
A federal appeals court just handed the Trump administration a temporary victory in its quest to make states share their mail-in voter lists with the Postal...
Ricky Gervais Says Your Outrage Just Makes His Job Funnier
Ricky Gervais has a message for everyone who thinks he should tone down his comedy: he does not care, and your anger is actually improving his experience...
GOP Has $677M to Dems' $136M and the Midterms Haven't Even Started
For years, Democrats made complaining about money in politics their entire personality. Citizens United was the boogeyman. Super PACs were destroying...
ESPN Fires Ryan Clark Mid-Broadcast of NFL Live
There are bad days at work, and then there is finding out you no longer have a job while you are literally in the middle of doing that job on live...
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