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SCOTUS OKs Late Mail Ballots, Trump Pushes SAVE Act Again
The Supreme Court handed down a 5-4 decision on Monday allowing Mississippi to count absentee ballots that arrive up to five business days after...
Texas Dem Calls Opponent a Californian, Forgets His Dad Was in the Air Force
There is a phrase floating around Texas that goes "Don't California my Texas," which is basically what locals mutter under their breath every time...
NYC Mayor Mamdani Delivers Gloomiest July 4th Speech Ever
Nothing says "Happy 250th Birthday, America" quite like telling the birthday girl she has always been ugly and everyone at the party knows it. New...
Alito Torches Barrett and Roberts Over Mail-In Ballot Ruling
Justice Samuel Alito decided he had some things to get off his chest this week, and boy did he let it rip. After Justices Amy Coney Barrett and...
Trump Picks Fight With DC Mayoral Candidate He Calls a Communist
President Trump has found himself a new sparring partner, and this time it is Janeese Lewis George, the Democratic candidate for mayor of...
Trump Celebrates America's 250th With Mt. Rushmore Speech and Fireworks
President Donald Trump decided the best way to ring in America's 250th birthday was to fly Air Force One directly over Mt. Rushmore like a man who...
Newsom Eyes the White House While California Burns Through Cash
Gavin Newsom apparently looked at California's legendary cost of living, its homeless crisis, and its fleeing middle class and thought: yeah, I...
Scott Wiener Chased Out of Trans March by Pro-Gaza Protesters
California state Sen. Scott Wiener, one of the most progressive lawmakers in America, got run out of San Francisco's Trans March by protesters who...
DOJ Cracks Down on Birth Tourism After SCOTUS Keeps Birthright Citizenship
The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 this week that President Trump's executive order attempting to end automatic birthright citizenship is...
Rubio Reportedly Letting Vance Take the Heat on Iran Talks
Nothing says teamwork quite like letting your colleague walk onto the tightrope while you stand safely on the platform holding the safety net you...
FBI Had a Mole Wearing a Wire Inside Newsom's Inner Circle
If you ever wanted to know what it looks like when a political machine starts eating itself, look no further than Sacramento, where it turns out...
Paris Deputy Mayor Blames America for France's Heat Wave
Audrey Pulvar, the deputy mayor of Paris in charge of international relations, has decided that the United States is basically responsible for...
$141 Billion Green Energy Subsidy Train Hits a Wall on July 4th
Happy birthday, America. Here's your present: the federal government will no longer be shoveling your tax dollars into wind and solar projects...
Trump Invents the Midterm Convention Because Why Not
President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the Republican Party will hold what he is calling the first-ever midterm convention, a two-day...

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