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FBI's Secret Trump Probe Had the Most Ironic Code Name Ever
Well folks, grab your popcorn because the receipts have finally arrived, and they're exactly as ridiculous as everyone suspected. The White House Government...
FL Candidate Blames Trump Criticism for His Own Arrest
Nothing says "I'm ready for Congress" quite like getting hauled off in handcuffs during a welfare check on your own kids. Mark Davis, an independent...
Hegseth Blasts CNN Over Missile Report, Says We Can't Hate Fake News Enough
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth went absolutely nuclear on CNN this Tuesday, and no, that's not a weapons stockpile joke. The network ran a segment claiming...
Rand Paul Drops Fauci's Diary But Forgets to Hide Patient Info
In what can only be described as a spectacular own goal, Senator Rand Paul's office dumped roughly 1,600 pages of Dr. Anthony Fauci's personal diaries...
Happy Birthday Obama!
Just kidding. I'm only posting this so Google sees it.
Body of fallen Fort Bragg soldier returns home
It was a somber day for the family of Sgt. Michael Swinton, a Fort Bragg soldier who lost his life in the Middle East in July. His body arrived at...
Did Ellen Page transition to look like a different kind of lesbian?
All the Hollywood lesbians look like Steve-O at some point in his life. Or female middle age Kevin Arnold.
Why do most Hollywood lesbians look the same?
Mamdani Flips on Grocery Store IDs in One Day, Makes It Worse
New York City's mayor just pulled off something truly spectacular. In the span of roughly 24 hours, Mamdani went from reportedly considering an ID...
Georgia Judge Caught Having Affair in Chambers Now Faces Boot
Well folks, apparently federal courtrooms in Georgia are being used for activities that definitely aren't listed in the judicial handbook. U.S. District...
Trump Yells at Big Oil Like a Dad Checking the Receipt
In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Donald Trump decided to publicly roast two of the biggest fossil fuel companies on the planet for making way too much...
Faith Leaders Storm Senate Building, Get Arrested Anyway
Nothing screams "productive Monday" quite like getting hauled away in handcuffs from a government building because your meeting request got declined. Bishop...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 111 Times, Rand Paul Says Hold My Gavel
Anthony Fauci rolled into his Senate hearing like a guy showing up to divorce court with three attorneys, a bodyguard, and a pre-written speech about what a...
GOP Rep Asks Ethics Committee to Investigate Himself
In what might be the most unusual flex in congressional history, Ohio Republican Max Miller literally asked the House Ethics Committee to open an...
Bernie Calls Fetterman Out Of Touch, Proving Irony Is Dead
Nothing says "I have my finger on the pulse of America" quite like an 83 year old self described socialist telling a younger senator he is disconnected from...
Dingell Disagrees With Candidate, Endorses Him Anyway
If you want to witness political spine dissolving in real time, look no further than Michigan Rep. Debbie Dingell's appearance on Fox News this Monday. As...
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