Imagine you paid all that money to go to the Bahamas and these morbidly obese weave warriors are there, destroying your zen, and ruining a few minutes of your beach time until security shows up and hopefully arrests them.
I don't want to see them in a bikini.
I don't want to see them fighting...
Nothing says going on vacation like a good old fashioned Carnival Cruise brawl with a bunch of weave warriors.
I think this one is headed to the Bahamas, which is funny because my buddy might be on this ship as it's happening. Good Lort!!