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Mark Ruffalo Goes Full Hulk Mode on Trump at Golden Globes
You know what they say: you can take the Hulk out of the Avengers, but you cannot take the rage out of Mark Ruffalo. The 58 year old actor showed up to the...
Speaker Johnson Pulls Vet Bill Again Because Math Is Hard
House Republicans are once again proving that having a majority means absolutely nothing if you can't get your own team to show up for the game. Speaker...
Trump Takes Another Swing at Birthright Citizenship Rules
Donald Trump put pen to paper on Thursday, signing a pair of executive orders that go after birthright citizenship categories and the booming business of so...
Trump Spills the Beans to Donors About His 2028 Pick
The 45th and 47th President of the United States loves nothing more than watching heads explode on both sides of the aisle whenever he jokes about running...
WaPo Publishes Fantasy About Trump vs Hegseth, Gets Roasted
The Washington Post apparently decided that journalism was too boring and pivoted to creative fiction this week. The paper ran a juicy tale about Trump...
McConnell Finally Leaves Rehab, Plans to Work From Couch
Senator Mitch McConnell, the 84 year old Kentucky Republican who has been MIA from public life for roughly two months, has officially been sprung from his...
Man Wins Election Nobody Else Entered, Calls It Momentum
Former FBI special agent Mike Rogers just clinched the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate in Michigan, and honestly, it was the least dramatic victory...
Trump Threatens Jail for Leakers Who Said We're Low on Missiles
Nothing says "everything is totally fine" quite like the President of the United States threatening to hunt people down and throw them in prison for talking...
Democrats Now Eating Each Other Alive and It's Glorious
Well folks, the Democratic Party family reunion has officially turned into a cage match, and nobody brought enough folding chairs for everyone. As USA...
Utah Senator Gets Roasted for Wanting to Import Workers
Senator John Curtis of Utah just found out the hard way that social media is not your friend when you propose bringing in foreign laborers while Americans...
Perez Hilton's Family Reveals Kids Were Home Minutes Before Crisis
This is one of those stories where the comedy writer hat has to come off, because there is nothing funny about a mental health crisis, especially one...
Senate Confirms CDC Boss While America Battles Poop Lettuce
Nothing says "welcome to your new job" quite like a nationwide diarrhea outbreak caused by contaminated salad greens. Dr. Erica Schwartz was confirmed by...
NYC Mayor Gets Booed Off Stage in Under 60 Seconds
New York City's socialist mayor, Mamdani, decided to swing by Staten Island's National Night Out Against Crime on Tuesday evening, and folks, it went about...
Detroit Socialist Gets Replaced by Even More Socialist Socialist
In a plot twist that absolutely nobody saw coming, a guy who quit being a socialist got beaten by an actual socialist in Detroit's Democratic primary. Rep...
JD Vance Roasts Fox News Pundit Over Burrito Takes
Vice President JD Vance hopped back on social media this week and immediately chose violence, dropping a weight joke on Washington Post columnist and Fox...
Two GOP Senators Pump the Brakes on Fauci Contempt Push
Rand Paul is charging full speed ahead trying to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress, but a couple of his fellow Republicans apparently missed the...
Cori Bush Loses to Same Guy Twice, Comeback Tour Canceled
Well, that sequel nobody asked for just flopped harder than the original. Former Squad member Cori Bush tried to stage a political comeback in Missouri's...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 100 Times, Gets Contempt Referral
Dr. Anthony Fauci apparently really, really loves the Fifth Amendment. So much so that he invoked it over 100 times during a Senate hearing last week, which...
Justice Jackson Puts Trump Mail-In Ballot Order on Hold
The Trump administration's quest to tighten up mail-in voting just ran into a judicial speed bump wearing a black robe. As Conservative Brief reported...
O'Reilly Says Fauci Will Live in Courtrooms for Five Years
Remember when Anthony Fauci thought that presidential pardon was his golden ticket out of Willy Wonka's legal chocolate factory? Well, according to Bill...
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