UK's New PM Barely Unpacks Before Handing US the Airbase Keys
Andy Burnham just got the top job in Britain, and before he could even figure out where the good tea is kept at 10 Downing Street, he was already making big...
Guy Steals $250M From Kids, Then Tries Bribing a Juror
You know that saying about digging yourself into a hole and then just keeping on digging? Well, Abdiaziz Shafii Farah grabbed a backhoe and went full speed...
Berlin Manhunt: Suspect Was in Deradicalization Program
Berlin police have launched a massive search operation after a vehicle plowed into a crowd near Christopher Street Day celebrations on Saturday night, and...
Senator Wants to Hit Pause on H-1B Visas for Three Years
Montana Senator Tim Sheehy is cooking up legislation that would basically put the H-1B visa program in timeout for three whole years, like a misbehaving...
Iran Celebrates One Whole Night Without Getting Bombed
Nothing says diplomatic progress quite like bragging that your country went an entire night without being hit by anything. That is essentially what happened...
Manufacturing Critics Told to Sit Down as Bill Drops Receipts
Remember when all the smartest people in every room told us that factory jobs were basically extinct dinosaurs and anyone who disagreed was economically...
Ex-NFL Linebacker Gets Deported After 5 Game Career
Nothing says "overstaying your welcome" quite like a guy who played in five whole NFL games and then hung around the country for a decade collecting...
Iowa Farmer Beats Trump-Backed Candidate by Talking About Kale
In a political upset that absolutely nobody saw coming, an Iowa farmer named Zach Lahn just waltzed into the Republican gubernatorial nomination by...
Maine GOP Lawmaker Says Dem Senate Pick Might Be Illegal
Maine Democrats are trying to swap out their Senate candidate, and a Republican legislator just threw a wrench into the whole operation with the political...
USPS Says Show Me Your Voter Rolls or Mail Your Own Ballots
Well, well, well. The NAACP just got a judicial cold shower courtesy of the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which basically told them to sit tight while a...
COVID Fraud Queen Caught Living Under Fake Name in Jamaica
Nothing says "I'm totally innocent" like skipping your court date, fleeing to Jamaica, and adopting the alias "Harley Newman." But hey, we all cope with...
California Tosses 150K Mail Ballots, Blames the Mailman
California, the state that prides itself on making voting easier than ordering a burrito on DoorDash, somehow managed to toss nearly 150,000 mail ballots...
Trump's MAGA Brain Trust Meets at Four Seasons for Midterm Planning
Picture this: every heavy hitter in Trump's political universe crammed into the Four Seasons in Washington like it's the world's most intense fantasy...
DNC Puts South Carolina First Again, Basically Rolling Out Red Carpet for Harris
The Democratic National Committee just made a scheduling choice that screams "we already picked our favorite" louder than a toddler with a megaphone. The...
Fetterman Tells Democratic Socialists to Cry Harder
John Fetterman is out here acting like a man who accidentally wandered into the wrong party and now refuses to leave, but also refuses to stop insulting the...
Musk Stumps Economist Editor With Three Basic Questions
Elon Musk sat down with The Economist's editor-in-chief Zanny Minton Beddoes, who kicked things off by slapping him with the label of supporting "not just...
Spy Agencies Played Editor With Intel to Keep Trump in Dark
Nothing says "we trust democracy" quite like a bunch of intelligence officials deciding they know better than the actual President of the United States...
Mass. Dem Party Chair Caught Straddling Lanes After Midnight
Nothing says "leader of the bluest state in America" quite like getting busted weaving across lane lines in your BMW SUV shortly after midnight on a Friday...
Obama Sounded Like a MAGA Rally Speaker Back in 2008
Well, well, well. Look who was building the rhetorical border wall before it was cool. A resurfaced video from Barack Obama's 2008 campaign trail has...
Omar's Sister Registered Company at Fraud Convict's Address
If you're playing Ilhan Omar Family Bingo, congratulations, because another square just got filled. According to a report from USA Journal, a person...
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