Bahrain and Kuwait Finally Got Fed Up and Bombed Iran
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Vance's Own Secret Service Agents Reportedly Snitching to Media
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Trump Tells Iran: Break It, You Bought It, With Your Own Cash
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Maine Dems Pick Senate Nominee Nobody Voted For, Call It Democracy
Saturday was a big day for Maine Democrats, who gathered together to select a replacement for Graham Platner, their Senate candidate who spectacularly...
Senator Discovers 'Temporary' Means 16 Years in Washington
Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt marched onto the Senate floor and slapped down a Democratic effort to keep Temporary Protected Status alive for over 350,000...
RFK Jr. Puts California and Minnesota on Financial Timeout
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Trump Apparently Picks JD Vance as His 2028 Guy
For months, the biggest guessing game in Washington has been which lucky contestant would get the golden ticket from Donald Trump as his preferred successor...
Somalian pasta lady teaches you how they eat
If you wanted to vomit after watching a disgusting video, then I've got the video clip for you!
I don't think she's learned what a fork is. Maybe they...
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Kentucky Newspaper Prints Reader Calls to Kill Feds and Trump
So a small town newspaper in Whitesburg, Kentucky decided that their reader submission section was the perfect place to publish what can only be described...
Tony Romo Predicted Every Play Except Getting Pulled Over
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and current CBS broadcast voice Tony Romo got himself into a situation no amount of pre-snap reads could have predicted...
FL Rep Says We Need Illegals to Defend America. Sure.
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NYC Mayor Sets Homeless Camp Deadline, Camp Says No Thanks
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RI Lawmaker Threatens ICE, DHS Claps Back With Receipts
Rhode Island State Representative Enrique Sanchez, a proud Democratic Socialists of America endorsee, decided this week was the perfect time to hop on X and...
Democrat Wants to Subpoena Barron Trump and No One Knows Why
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Feds Caught Sending $99 Million to Dead People, Finally Stop
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Ted Cruz Playing Political Nostradamus About 2028 Democrats
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NYC Mayor Tells People to Protest, His Own Cops Say Nah Bro
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Obama Sounded Like a MAGA Rally Speaker Back in 2008
Well folks, the internet has done it again. Someone dug up a campaign video of Barack Obama from 2008, and apparently the man was out there delivering...
Florida Rep Cory Mills Collecting Investigations Like Pokemon
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Court Says Undocumented Immigrants Can't Just Vibe Freely
Remember when Trump promised he'd undo Biden's border policies and kick off mass deportations? Well, the guy actually followed through, which in politics is...
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