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  1. AOC Picks Up a Southern Accent, Dodges Senate Question

    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had herself quite the week, managing to annoy conservatives on two separate occasions in the span of a few days. That takes efficiency, and honestly, you have to respect the hustle. As Conservative Brief reported, the New York Democrat first popped up in Tennessee...
  2. Alleged UFC Terror Plot Ringleader Overstayed Visa Since 2001

    Nothing says "thank you for letting me stay" quite like allegedly plotting a mass casualty attack on the White House lawn during a UFC event. As The American Tribune reported, the Department of Homeland Security has revealed that the alleged ringleader of a foiled terrorist plot targeting the...
  3. Fetterman Calls NYC Mayor Mamdani a Clown Over Netanyahu Arrest Talk

    Senator John Fetterman watched New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani float the idea of having the NYPD arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and responded with the kind of restraint we have come to expect from the man: absolutely none. "Sit down, tough guy," Fetterman said during a Fox...
  4. Grand Jury Subpoenas Left-Wing Megadonor's Nonprofit Network

    Nothing says "I'm just a regular philanthropist" quite like routing a quarter billion dollars from Shanghai through shell companies and a Goldman Sachs fund into a constellation of socialist activist groups. And yet here we are. A federal grand jury in Manhattan has issued subpoenas targeting...
  5. Appeals Court Lets USPS Move Forward With Mail Ballot Rule

    The Trump administration just scored a significant legal victory on the mail-in ballot front, and if you live in California, you might want to sit down for this one. Actually, you are probably already sitting down because you mailed your ballot from the couch three weeks ago. As Conservative...
  6. Steny Hoyer Retires After 23 Terms, Reignites Term Limits Talk

    Representative Steny Hoyer, Democrat from Maryland, is finally hanging up his congressional lanyard after 23 terms in the House. That is not a typo. Twenty three terms. The man entered Congress in 1981, back when Ronald Reagan was still figuring out where they kept the good china in the White...
  7. Tom Homan Schools CBS Host on How Emergency Lights Work

    CBS News apparently thought Sunday morning was a good time to try painting ICE as some kind of unmarked shadow force terrorizing the streets, and they picked maybe the worst possible person to try that on. As USA Journal reported, Margaret Brennan sat down with Tom Homan on Face the Nation and...
  8. AOC Picks Up a Southern Accent in Memphis, Internet Notices

    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez apparently decided her Bronx accent needed a vacation and swapped it out for a southern drawl while speaking at a rally in Memphis, Tennessee. As Trending Politics reported, the congresswoman from New York was stumping for State Rep. Justin Pearson, who is...
  9. Trump Tired of Waiting on Congress, Goes Solo on Election Security

    President Trump has spent a solid year telling congressional Republicans to pass the SAVE America Act, and while the House kept doing its part, the Senate apparently decided it had better things to do. So now, with midterms less than four months away, the president has essentially said "fine, I...
  10. Bakersfield Debates Becoming California's Next Sanctuary City

    Bakersfield, California, a city most people associate with oil fields and country music, is now flirting with the idea of becoming a sanctuary city. Because apparently every municipality in California has to take a turn doing this, like some kind of progressive potluck where everyone brings the...
  11. Senator Warner Gets Fact-Checked on His Own State's Voter ID Laws

    There are few things more satisfying than watching a United States senator confidently state something that is completely wrong, only to have the host politely inform him that he lives in the same state and knows better. That is exactly what happened Sunday morning when Senator Mark Warner went...
  12. U.S. Firms Sign Deal to Rebuild Iraq-Syria Pipeline, Bypass Hormuz

    Iraq and Syria just signed a deal to rebuild a pipeline that has been sitting there doing absolutely nothing for years, and the whole point is to make sure the Strait of Hormuz becomes about as relevant as a fax machine. As Trending Politics reported, the agreement to reconstruct the...
  13. China Allegedly Swiped 200 Million Voter Records, Experts React

    President Donald Trump took to primetime television Thursday night with a nearly 26 minute address that basically amounted to telling the country that China has been rummaging through our election data like a raccoon in a dumpster. According to declassified intelligence documents released by the...
  14. Comedian Sends Cruel Cake to Lindsey Graham's Grieving Sister

    There are a lot of ways to express your political disagreements with a senator. Writing letters, calling their office, voting for someone else, or even just yelling at your television like a normal person. Sending a cake mocking their death to their grieving sister's office is not on that list...
  15. 3.5 Million New Businesses Filed in 6 Months, Doomers in Shambles

    Remember when every cable news panel was absolutely certain that tariffs and trade uncertainty would turn the American economy into a smoking crater? Well, someone forgot to tell the 3.5 million people who started new businesses in the first half of 2026. According to a report from Registered...
  16. Two U.S. Soldiers Killed, One Missing After Iran Attack

    The Pentagon has confirmed that two American service members were killed and one is missing after Iranian ballistic missile and drone attacks hit a base in Jordan late Saturday night. Four additional service members were medevaced to Jordanian hospitals and have since been discharged, while...
  17. NYC Mayor Wants to Arrest Netanyahu, Forgets He's a Mayor

    New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is apparently under the impression that running the five boroughs comes with international law enforcement powers. As Conservative Brief reported, Mamdani told The New York Times he is in an "active conversation" with city legal officials about whether he could...
  18. Ralph Norman Jumps Into SC Senate Race to Fill Graham's Seat

    South Carolina Congressman Ralph Norman has decided that one chamber of Congress simply is not enough, announcing Saturday that he is running for the Republican nomination to fill the late Lindsey Graham's Senate seat. Because why settle for being one of 435 when you can be one of 100? As...
  19. Paul Pelosi Charged With Hit-and-Run in His Maserati

    Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of retiring House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, has been formally charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run after allegedly smacking into a parked Tesla with his burgundy Maserati convertible and driving away. As Conservative Brief reported, the Napa County District...
  20. State Dept Tells Americans: Maybe Stay Home Right Now

    Nothing says "summer vacation planning" quite like the U.S. State Department telling every American on planet Earth to maybe keep their heads on a swivel. On Saturday, July 16, the department issued a Worldwide Caution tied to escalating tensions with Iran, as Trending Politics reported...
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