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SCOTUS OKs Late Mail Ballots, Trump Pushes SAVE Act Again
The Supreme Court handed down a 5-4 decision on Monday allowing Mississippi to count absentee ballots that arrive up to five business days after Election...
Texas Dem Calls Opponent a Californian, Forgets His Dad Was in the Air Force
There is a phrase floating around Texas that goes "Don't California my Texas," which is basically what locals mutter under their breath every time a U-Haul...
NYC Mayor Mamdani Delivers Gloomiest July 4th Speech Ever
Nothing says "Happy 250th Birthday, America" quite like telling the birthday girl she has always been ugly and everyone at the party knows it. New York City...
Alito Torches Barrett and Roberts Over Mail-In Ballot Ruling
Justice Samuel Alito decided he had some things to get off his chest this week, and boy did he let it rip. After Justices Amy Coney Barrett and John Roberts...
Trump Picks Fight With DC Mayoral Candidate He Calls a Communist
President Trump has found himself a new sparring partner, and this time it is Janeese Lewis George, the Democratic candidate for mayor of Washington, D.C...
Trump Celebrates America's 250th With Mt. Rushmore Speech and Fireworks
President Donald Trump decided the best way to ring in America's 250th birthday was to fly Air Force One directly over Mt. Rushmore like a man who just...
Newsom Eyes the White House While California Burns Through Cash
Gavin Newsom apparently looked at California's legendary cost of living, its homeless crisis, and its fleeing middle class and thought: yeah, I should take...
Scott Wiener Chased Out of Trans March by Pro-Gaza Protesters
California state Sen. Scott Wiener, one of the most progressive lawmakers in America, got run out of San Francisco's Trans March by protesters who decided...
DOJ Cracks Down on Birth Tourism After SCOTUS Keeps Birthright Citizenship
The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 this week that President Trump's executive order attempting to end automatic birthright citizenship is unconstitutional...
Rubio Reportedly Letting Vance Take the Heat on Iran Talks
Nothing says teamwork quite like letting your colleague walk onto the tightrope while you stand safely on the platform holding the safety net you may or may...
FBI Had a Mole Wearing a Wire Inside Newsom's Inner Circle
If you ever wanted to know what it looks like when a political machine starts eating itself, look no further than Sacramento, where it turns out the FBI had...
Paris Deputy Mayor Blames America for France's Heat Wave
Audrey Pulvar, the deputy mayor of Paris in charge of international relations, has decided that the United States is basically responsible for France being...
$141 Billion Green Energy Subsidy Train Hits a Wall on July 4th
Happy birthday, America. Here's your present: the federal government will no longer be shoveling your tax dollars into wind and solar projects that need a...
Trump Invents the Midterm Convention Because Why Not
President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the Republican Party will hold what he is calling the first-ever midterm convention, a two-day extravaganza in...
ICE Raids Alabama Factory, Nabs 30 Illegal Workers
Federal agents descended on a Birmingham, Alabama manufacturing plant this week and walked out with 30 people in custody, which is what tends to happen when...
Columbus Raises Somali Flag Days Before July 4th, Chaos Ensues
The city of Columbus, Ohio decided that the perfect way to kick off America's birthday week was by raising the flag of Somalia over City Hall, and as you...
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NYC Democrat Primary Winner Says 9/11 Was America's Fault
Nothing says "ready for Congress" quite like blaming your own country for the worst terrorist attack on its soil, but here we are. Melat Kiros, who just...
Left-Leaning Court Backs Trump on National Park Displays
Well, somebody go check on the progressive legal establishment because they just took one right on the chin from a very unlikely source.
The First Circuit...
CBS News Crew Attacked in Chicago While Setting Up for Broadcast
Nothing says "welcome to Chicago" quite like three guys in a tow truck rolling up on a news crew and turning a routine live shot into an episode of absolute...
Trump Mulls Scrapping Iran Peace Deal to 'Finish the Job'
Nothing says "peace talks are going well" quite like the President of the United States having classified meetings about whether to just blow the whole...
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