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Trump Threatens to Play the Waiting Game on AG Pick
President Trump is apparently willing to grab a folding chair and simply wait out two Republican senators who are blocking his Attorney General nominee. As...
Florida GOP Rep Forgot One Form, Now Dems Get a Free Seat
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the political equivalent of forgetting to attach your resume to a job application, except the job is literally representing...
Hot Dog Vendor Says Tractor Supply Banned Him for Liking Trump
Nothing says "land of the free" quite like getting your wiener cart kicked off a parking lot because of your Facebook page. A North Carolina hot dog vendor...
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Congress Discovers 60% of Disability Recipients Want Jobs
In a shocking twist that surprises absolutely nobody who has ever dealt with government bureaucracy, the House of Representatives actually passed a bill...
Two Outgoing GOP Senators Block Trump's AG Pick Over a Typo
Nothing says "I'm totally over it" quite like using your final weeks in office to torpedo your own party's nominee because a document wasn't worded to your...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 112 Times, CNN Says That Was Dumb
Dr. Anthony Fauci walked into a Senate hearing on Wednesday and proceeded to say the exact same sentence over a hundred times like a broken robot who...
Springfield Ohio Braces for ICE After 12,000 Haitians Lose TPS
Well, folks, the legal limbo machine just ran out of quarters. Thousands of Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio are now staring down the barrel of...
NYC Mayor Wants Gov't Grocery Stores, Bodega Owners Want War
Nothing says "I believe in the free market" quite like a city government opening its own chain of grocery stores to undercut every mom and pop shop in the...
NYC Mayor Doxxes 960K People, Even Democrats Say Yikes
Nothing says "transparent government" quite like publishing a searchable database containing the names and home addresses of nearly a million people you've...
D.C.'s Golden Horses Get $5M Glow Up After 50 Years
Nothing says "America is back" quite like slapping nearly 24 karat gold leaf onto giant bronze horses that haven't had a proper bath in half a century...
Country Singer Gets Walked Out On, Writes a Manifesto
Country musician Aaron Lee Tasjan just learned that lecturing your audience about politics in Texas might not be the career move you think it is. As The...
ChatGPT Plays Election Prophet, Gives 2028 to JD Vance
Because apparently human pundits weren't wrong enough about elections, we've now outsourced the job to artificial intelligence. A popular YouTube channel...
Iran Shoots Missiles at US Forces, Every One Gets Swatted Down
So Iran decided to launch ballistic missiles at American troops in Jordan on Tuesday evening, and the result was roughly as successful as throwing water...
Two GOP Senators Slam the Brakes on Trump's AG Pick
Nothing says "party unity" quite like two Republican senators telling their own president's attorney general nominee to sit back down. As Trending Politics...
Woman Screams at Nigel Farage, Instantly Rear-Ends Car
There are moments in life that feel so perfectly timed they could only be written by a comedy scriptwriter with zero subtlety. This is one of those moments...
DHS Stats Guy Rage-Quits, Posts LinkedIn Rant on Way Out
In what has become a recurring ritual in Washington, yet another federal official has dramatically packed up their desk and stormed out the door, but not...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 100 Times, Accidentally Opens Pandora's Box
Anthony Fauci strolled into a Senate hearing on Tuesday and proceeded to invoke his Fifth Amendment rights more than 100 times, which is honestly impressive...
DNC Gets Scammed Out of $29K by Fake Email, Days Into New Chair
Nothing says "we're ready to lead the country" quite like getting bamboozled by a phishing email. The Democratic National Committee lost nearly $29,000...
Omar's Sister Used Address Tied to Massive Fraud Scheme
Nothing says "totally normal business practices" quite like registering your consulting firm at a house that keeps popping up in one of the largest federal...
NYC Socialist Mayor's Big Plans Hit Two Walls in Week One
New York City's freshly inaugurated socialist mayor, Zohran Mamdani, is discovering that governing is a bit trickier than campaigning. The man has been in...
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