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    Democrats Fighting Each Other in Michigan Like It's a Sport

    Nothing says party unity quite like two of your biggest names publicly picking opposite sides in a Senate race and daring everyone to watch the fireworks. As The American Tribune reported, Elizabeth Warren and Chuck Schumer are basically in a political cage match over Michigan's 2026 Senate...
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    Trump Gives Iran a One-for-One Infrastructure Menu

    Iran apparently needs things spelled out in big bold letters, so President Trump obliged them on Wednesday morning with a Truth Social post that reads less like diplomacy and more like a restaurant menu nobody wants to order from. As USA Journal reported, the new policy is brutally simple: shoot...
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    Mike Johnson Goes Full Action Movie Hero at Press Conference

    House Speaker Mike Johnson grabbed the microphone on Wednesday and basically delivered a monologue that sounded like the opening scene of a political thriller. According to Conservative Brief, the Louisiana Republican told reporters that America is staring down a Marxist movement, and he was not...
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    Socialist Challenger Gets Obliterated by 36 Points in Arizona

    Well, another democratic socialist decided to take a swing at the establishment, and the establishment swung back like a wrecking ball. Rep. Greg Stanton absolutely demolished challenger Kai Newkirk in Arizona's Democratic primary on Tuesday night, and it wasn't even remotely close. As Trending...
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    FBI Swatted 700 Drones Out of the Sky During World Cup

    The FBI just wrapped up what it calls the most massive security operation for any sporting event in human history, and honestly, the stats are absolutely bonkers. As The American Tribune reported, the bureau protected nearly 7 million soccer fans during the 2026 FIFA World Cup while also...
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    Grandma and Grandpa Just Got a Tax Break, Democrats Fuming

    If you're 65 or older and wondering what the government has done for you lately, the answer might actually surprise you for once. According to Conservative Brief, the Trump administration is rolling out a shiny new "senior bonus deduction" that could put some real money back in retirees'...
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    Dems Sweating as Fetterman Flirts With Switching Teams

    Democrats are reportedly having a collective anxiety attack because Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania keeps hinting that he might just pack his bags and leave the party. As Trending Politics reported, a growing number of elected officials and strategists are genuinely worried that the...
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    Biden Left Oil Reserve at 43-Year Low With a Broken Site

    Joe Biden has been chilling in retirement for about 18 months now, but the gifts he left behind just keep on giving. According to USA Journal, the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, America's emergency oil piggy bank, is sitting at its lowest level in 43 years. And one of the four storage sites...
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    NJ Software 'Glitch' Registered 6,600 Non-Citizens to Vote

    Nothing screams election integrity quite like a computer system that registers people to vote after they literally press a button saying they are NOT citizens. Welcome to New Jersey, folks, where even the machines ignore what you tell them. New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill dropped a bombshell...
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    Rep. Crockett Says Rooting for Argentina Is Racist Now

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak absurdity in American politics, and honestly, I didn't think we could top last week. During a House Oversight subcommittee hearing on Tuesday that was supposed to be about the Smithsonian Institution and American history, Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Texas...
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    GOP Can't Even Agree With Itself on Budget Vote Day

    It is officially crunch time in the House, and naturally a handful of Republicans have decided this is the perfect moment to audition for the role of Party Wrecker. As USA Journal reported, the chamber is voting on a budget resolution that would unlock Reconciliation 3.0, a package carrying $95...
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    Fetterman Names His One Dealbreaker for Ditching Democrats

    John Fetterman, the hoodie-wearing senator from Pennsylvania, has spent his entire grown-up life as a Democrat. But apparently, every relationship has its limits, and Fetterman just told everyone exactly where his is. As Conservative Brief reported, the senator laid out his ultimate red line in...
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    Comedian Sends Cruel Cake to Grieving Senator's Sister

    A left-wing comedian is getting absolutely torched online after she allegedly delivered a cake with a hateful message to the Capitol Hill office of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, and the whole thing is as classless as it sounds. Elizabeth Booker Houston apparently thought this was peak comedy...
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    NJ Gov Blames Software Glitch for 6,600 Non-Citizens on Voter Rolls

    Nothing says "functioning democracy" quite like a computer deciding that people who literally pressed a button saying "I am not a citizen" should totally be registered to vote anyway. Welcome to New Jersey, folks. Governor Mikie Sherrill, a Democrat, publicly confirmed that roughly 6,600...
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    NJ Finds 6,600 Non-Citizens on Voter Rolls, Shocked Pikachu

    You know that thing politicians keep telling us absolutely never ever occurs? Well, it just occurred 6,600 times in the Garden State, as USA Journal reported. New Jersey discovered thousands of non-citizens sitting on their voter registration rolls, with roughly 400 of them having actually cast...
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    Arizona Primary Night: Trump Picks, Tight Races, and Chaos

    Arizona is once again proving it cannot do anything politically without maximum drama. Voters hit the polls tonight for a primary election that will basically determine which Republicans get to fight Democrats in November across a bunch of races that were already decided by margins smaller than...
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    1996 Schumer Would Absolutely Roast 2025 Schumer on Voter ID

    Nothing quite compares to the thrill of watching a politician get demolished by their own greatest opponent: themselves from 30 years ago. Chuck Schumer is currently experiencing that special brand of humiliation after footage from 1996 resurfaced showing him passionately arguing for the exact...
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    NYC Mayor Thinks He Can Arrest Netanyahu, CNN Says Nope

    New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani apparently woke up one morning and decided he was going to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu when the Israeli Prime Minister visits for the UN General Assembly in September. He told the New York Times he was having "active conversations" with his legal department about...
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    New UK PM Burnham Caves, Lets US Use British Bases for Iran Ops

    Nothing says "welcome to the job" quite like having to make a major military decision before your desk chair is even warm. Newly sworn-in U.K. Prime Minister Andy Burnham on Tuesday approved the continued use of British military bases by the United States for operations against Iran, as Trending...
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    Trump Goes Full Multi-Agency Mode on Election Security

    When Congress won't do the thing, you do the thing yourself. That appears to be the White House philosophy right now, as President Trump has decided that waiting around for Senate Republicans to pass the SAVE Act is about as productive as waiting for your cat to apologize. As Trending Views...
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