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    Fetterman Tells Democratic Socialists to Cry Harder

    John Fetterman is out here acting like a man who accidentally wandered into the wrong party and now refuses to leave, but also refuses to stop insulting the decorations. The Pennsylvania Senator, a lifelong Democrat, went on the attack again Friday with a social media post that was basically a...
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    Musk Stumps Economist Editor With Three Basic Questions

    Elon Musk sat down with The Economist's editor-in-chief Zanny Minton Beddoes, who kicked things off by slapping him with the label of supporting "not just the populist right, but the far right" and even "very fringe parties in some countries." Bold opening move, Zanny. Really set the stage for a...
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    Spy Agencies Played Editor With Intel to Keep Trump in Dark

    Nothing says "we trust democracy" quite like a bunch of intelligence officials deciding they know better than the actual President of the United States. Catherine Herridge, the veteran investigative journalist, dropped some bombshells during a NewsNation appearance that paint a picture of...
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    Mass. Dem Party Chair Caught Straddling Lanes After Midnight

    Nothing says "leader of the bluest state in America" quite like getting busted weaving across lane lines in your BMW SUV shortly after midnight on a Friday. Stephen "Steve" Kerrigan, the 54 year old chairman of the Massachusetts Democratic Party, was pulled over on June 13th in Southborough...
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    Obama Sounded Like a MAGA Rally Speaker Back in 2008

    Well, well, well. Look who was building the rhetorical border wall before it was cool. A resurfaced video from Barack Obama's 2008 campaign trail has conservatives doing victory laps, and honestly, you can't blame them. As Conservative Brief reported, the clip shows the future 44th president...
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    Omar's Sister Registered Company at Fraud Convict's Address

    If you're playing Ilhan Omar Family Bingo, congratulations, because another square just got filled. According to a report from USA Journal, a person believed to be Sahra Noor, Omar's sister, registered her consulting firm, Grit Partners Consulting, at the exact same location as Ister Ahmed...
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    Bahrain and Kuwait Finally Got Fed Up and Bombed Iran

    Well, it turns out the little guys on the block got tired of being pushed around. Bahrain and Kuwait reportedly launched airstrikes against targets inside Iran earlier this month, according to a Wall Street Journal report, marking the first time either country has been known to directly hit...
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    Vance's Own Secret Service Agents Reportedly Snitching to Media

    Well, this is awkward. The people literally assigned to take a bullet for Vice President JD Vance are apparently running to reporters to complain about him instead. As The American Tribune reported, agents on Vance's protective detail have been spilling grievances to the press, citing...
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    Trump Tells Iran: Break It, You Bought It, With Your Own Cash

    President Donald Trump has officially gone full landlord on Iran, announcing that he will use Iranian money currently held by the United States to cover any and all damage Tehran causes to commercial shipping. That's right, Iran is getting billed with its own credit card. As Conservative Brief...
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    Maine Dems Pick Senate Nominee Nobody Voted For, Call It Democracy

    Saturday was a big day for Maine Democrats, who gathered together to select a replacement for Graham Platner, their Senate candidate who spectacularly self-destructed after people discovered his Nazi tattoos and rape accusations. And how did they kick off this totally normal exercise in voter...
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    Senator Discovers 'Temporary' Means 16 Years in Washington

    Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt marched onto the Senate floor and slapped down a Democratic effort to keep Temporary Protected Status alive for over 350,000 Haitians currently residing in the United States. As Trending Politics reported, Schmitt objected to a unanimous consent request, which...
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    RFK Jr. Puts California and Minnesota on Financial Timeout

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the man now running Health and Human Services, decided on July 21, 2026 that California and Minnesota need to show their receipts before getting over a billion dollars in Medicaid money. As The American Tribune reported, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services is...
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    Trump Apparently Picks JD Vance as His 2028 Guy

    For months, the biggest guessing game in Washington has been which lucky contestant would get the golden ticket from Donald Trump as his preferred successor in 2028. Well, according to a new report from Conservative Brief, the mystery appears to be solved, and JD Vance is apparently the chosen...
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    Kentucky Newspaper Prints Reader Calls to Kill Feds and Trump

    So a small town newspaper in Whitesburg, Kentucky decided that their reader submission section was the perfect place to publish what can only be described as the most unhinged things ever committed to newsprint. The Mountain Eagle, as USA Journal reported, ran submissions in their "Speak Your...
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    Tony Romo Predicted Every Play Except Getting Pulled Over

    Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and current CBS broadcast voice Tony Romo got himself into a situation no amount of pre-snap reads could have predicted. The 46 year old was arrested Thursday evening in Milwaukee County on suspicion of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, which Wisconsin...
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    FL Rep Says We Need Illegals to Defend America. Sure.

    Florida Republican Maria Salazar apparently woke up one morning and decided that the United States military simply cannot function without the help of undocumented immigrants. Bold strategy, let's see how that plays out. As reported by The American Tribune, Salazar has been pushing her...
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    NYC Mayor Sets Homeless Camp Deadline, Camp Says No Thanks

    New York City's socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani squeaked into office with barely half the vote back in 2025, promising to basically make everything free for New Yorkers. Turns out, promising stuff is significantly easier than actually doing stuff. Who could have possibly predicted that? As...
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    RI Lawmaker Threatens ICE, DHS Claps Back With Receipts

    Rhode Island State Representative Enrique Sanchez, a proud Democratic Socialists of America endorsee, decided this week was the perfect time to hop on X and warn ICE agents that "your day of reckoning will come." Bold words from a guy who, as we'll get to shortly, has his own colorful history...
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    Democrat Wants to Subpoena Barron Trump and No One Knows Why

    Nothing says "serious congressional oversight" quite like demanding testimony from the president's college-aged kid who holds zero government positions and has been accused of exactly nothing. But here we are, folks. Rep. Yassamin Ansari, a Democrat from Arizona, has formally asked House...
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    Feds Caught Sending $99 Million to Dead People, Finally Stop

    Turns out the federal government has been writing checks to people who are, shall we say, no longer with us. As The American Tribune reported, Social Security Administration Commissioner Frank Bisignano announced on July 21, 2026, that a shiny new payment verification system caught roughly $99...
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