Virginia Had 6,531 Non-Citizen Voters and Just... Left Them There
Ladies and gentlemen, the Commonwealth of Virginia identified over six thousand people on its voter rolls who literally told the state they weren't American...
Trump Says Iran Wishes It Could Hack Minnesota That Well
When over 30 water systems in Minnesota got hit by a coordinated cyberattack, intelligence officials started pointing fingers at Iran. President Trump...
Ilhan Omar Says Daughter Definitely Not Getting Cuban Aid
Rep. Ilhan Omar finds herself back in the spotlight, and for once it's not about something she personally did. This time, the controversy revolves around...
Squad Member's Husband's Property Is Now a Homicide Scene
Well, here's a headline nobody in the congressional 'Squad' wanted to wake up to. Boston authorities have officially classified the death of 18 year old...
Another $100M F-35 Bites the Dust Near San Diego Base
Nothing says "Friday afternoon" quite like a $100 million stealth fighter jet turning into a very expensive bonfire in a field near San Diego. An F-35 went...
ICE Now Catching People at Airport Gates Like It's a Reality Show
Turns out the friendly skies just got a whole lot less friendly if you happen to be in the country without proper documentation. Federal immigration agents...
Newsom Shows Tax Returns Like a Museum Exhibit: Look But Don't Touch
Gavin Newsom, the man who spent months telling anyone with a microphone that he has "nothing to hide," finally let people peek at his tax returns on...
Kentucky Gov Beshear Basically Says He's Running for President
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear showed up at the National Urban League's annual conference in Nashville on Friday and delivered what might be the least...
Musk Fires Up His $260M Door-Knocking Machine for 2026
Just when you thought Elon Musk might settle down and, I don't know, focus on getting humans to Mars or something, the world's most restless billionaire is...
Seattle Police Chief Quits After Festival Shooting While Away in Dallas
Seattle just went through one of those weeks where everything that could go wrong in city leadership absolutely did, and the fallout has been spectacular...
Cornyn Had Zero Problems With Fund Until Trump Backed His Rival
Nothing says "principled stand" quite like discovering your moral objections to something right after you lose your primary. Texas Senator John Cornyn is...
Hackers Messed With 30+ Water Systems in Minnesota, Iran Suspected
Nothing says "global superpower" quite like having your drinking water hijacked by someone on the other side of the planet. Federal authorities are now...
Florida AG Opens Fauci Probe Because Pardons Have Limits
Dr. Anthony Fauci just set what might be a new world record for saying the same sentence over and over again. The former top federal health official invoked...
Schumer Begs Fetterman to Stay While GOP Rolls Out Welcome Mat
Nothing says "we value you" quite like your own party leader having to publicly beg you not to leave. That's exactly where things stand for Chuck Schumer...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 111 Times, Trump Questions His Pardon
So Anthony Fauci walked into a congressional hearing, invoked the Fifth Amendment one hundred and eleven times, and apparently thought that would be the end...
Musk Said He Was Done With Politics, Then Wrote a $100M Check
Remember when Elon Musk told everyone he was going to step back from political involvement because he got "carried away"? Yeah, about that. The guy who...
WNBA Co-Owner Yells at Teen Girls, Gets Suspended Five Games
Nothing says 'great leadership' quite like a professional sports team co-owner screaming profanity at a couple of teenagers. Seattle Storm co-owner Celeste...
DC Gets 'Missing Person' Flyers for Mitch McConnell
Somebody call the milk carton company because Mitch McConnell has apparently vanished from the United States Senate, and now pranksters are literally...
Fauci Pleads the Fifth 111 Times and Even Obama's Lawyer Says Yikes
You know your legal strategy is going swimmingly when a lawyer who was literally appointed by Barack Obama goes on CNN to tell the world you just made...
Trump Drops an 'I Told You So' on Spain's Border Catastrophe
Spain is currently finding out what happens when your border security plan consists of hoping really hard that nobody notices the giant holes in your fence...
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