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    NJ Gov Blames Software Glitch, Software Company Says Nah Fam

    Oh, this is beautiful. New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill held a press conference Tuesday to announce that a pesky software "glitch" somehow registered around 6,600 non-citizens to vote. The technology company responsible for the software took one look at that accusation and basically said...
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    CIA Whistleblower Says Shadow Government Is Real, Has Receipts

    Well folks, turns out the conspiracy board in the basement just got validated by an actual career CIA officer with a camera pointed at his face. James Erdman III, a former senior operations officer at the agency, sat down with journalist Catherine Herridge this week and basically said yeah...
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    RI Lawmaker Promises ICE a 'Day of Reckoning' on Social Media

    Nothing says "stable elected official" quite like hopping on social media to drop an expletive-laden threat against federal law enforcement officers. Rhode Island State Rep. Enrique Sanchez, a Democrat, recently blessed his X account with a post promising ICE agents that a "day of reckoning" was...
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    Trump Gives Iran a Ticking Clock and a Really Big Stick

    President Trump went full "deal or else" on Monday, letting Iran know that the window for negotiations is roughly the size of a keyhole and closing fast. As Trending Politics reported, Trump told Axios that the United States is engaged in "very deep talks" with Tehran, but if those conversations...
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    Mitch McConnell Drops a Proof of Life Photo, Still MIA

    Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell has left the hospital after taking a tumble at home last month, but don't expect to see him roaming the halls of the Senate anytime soon because doctors still haven't given him the green light to go back to work. His office dropped the latest health update on...
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    AOC Claims Defense Bill Merges US and Israeli Armies, Gets Roasted

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez decided to drop a spicy take on social media this week, and boy did it land like a lead balloon in a room full of fact checkers. The freshman New York congresswoman hopped on X to declare that a major defense bill "includes a provision to merge parts of our military with...
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    FBI Nabs 4 Most Wanted Fraudsters on 3 Continents in 5 Weeks

    If you stole COVID relief money and thought hiding overseas was a solid retirement plan, the FBI would like a word. According to USA Journal, four individuals on the Bureau's Most Wanted Fraudsters list have been snagged in just five weeks across three different continents, accounting for...
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    Ex-PA Dem Lawmaker Busted by FBI for Child Exploitation

    Well, here's a guy who went from winning elections to winning a pair of handcuffs. Former Pennsylvania Democratic state representative Jesse White, 48, was hauled into federal custody after FBI agents reportedly uncovered over 100 child pornography files while searching his Mechanicsburg-area...
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    NYT Put a Captured Dictator on Their Most Stylish List

    The New York Times apparently thought a deposed dictator rocking a grey Nike tracksuit while being hauled away by U.S. forces was peak fashion. And honestly, who among us hasn't scrolled through photos of captured authoritarian leaders and thought, "wow, that fleece is doing something for him"...
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    Louisiana Congressman Ditches DC to Go Back to State Senate

    Louisiana Rep. Cleo Fields just pulled the ultimate political U-turn, announcing Friday that he's going to pass on running for Congress again and instead chase a vacant state Senate seat. As Conservative Brief reported, the decision is giving House Democrats yet another migraine heading into...
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    Trump Rolls Out the World's Simplest Math Problem for Iran

    Well, Iran finally got its very own loyalty card program, except instead of earning free coffee, every stamp gets a bridge or power plant blown to smithereens. President Trump hopped on Truth Social Wednesday morning and laid out a policy so straightforward that even a kindergartner could follow...
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    Majority of Democrats Now Pro-Socialism, Polls Confirm

    Well, the numbers are in, and they're about as subtle as a hammer and sickle tattoo at a Fourth of July barbecue. According to polling data that Fox News released on Saturday, a full 52 percent of Democratic voters currently hold a favorable opinion of socialism. Only 43 percent look at it...
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    Trump Pumps the Brakes on Iran After 13 Nights of Bombs

    President Donald Trump, who spent nearly two straight weeks turning Iranian military infrastructure into rubble, has apparently decided to take the weekend off from his bombing campaign. According to this report, the commander in chief shelved plans for what he himself described as potentially...
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    Trump Slaps Tariffs on 60 Nations for Not Banning Forced Labor

    Just when you thought the tariff buffet couldn't fit another dish, the Trump administration rolled out a fresh platter of import duties targeting roughly 60 countries that haven't bothered to outlaw goods produced with forced labor. Because apparently nothing says "protect human rights" quite...
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    Self-Described Communist Wins NYC Primary, GOP Women Fire Back

    Well folks, American politics just got a whole lot spicier, and not in the fun salsa way. More in the "government wants to run your grocery store" way. As recently reported, Zohran Mamdani, a candidate who openly calls himself a communist, just cruised to victory in a major Democratic primary in...
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    Supreme Court Revisits Carroll Case as $7M Memory Lapse Raises Eyebrows

    Well folks, the highest court in the land just did something it hasn't done since 2018, and it involves everyone's favorite defamation saga. The Supreme Court redistributed a petition from President Trump asking for a do-over in the E. Jean Carroll lawsuit, as USA Journal reported. For context...
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    DNC Boss Allegedly Chucks Phone at Desk, Gets HR Visit

    Nothing says "we've got everything under control" quite like the head of the Democratic National Committee reportedly hurling his phone at a junior staffer's desk during a tantrum. Ken Martin, the guy running the whole DNC show, apparently had a frustration moment earlier this month that ended...
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    Maine Dems Replace Nazi Tattoo Guy, New Pick May Be Illegal

    Maine Democrats are having the kind of year that makes you wonder if somebody cursed their entire state party apparatus. After their original Senate candidate, Graham Platner, who sported Nazi tattoos like they were fashion accessories, imploded under multiple sexual assault allegations from...
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    NYC Mayor Wants $100M for Deportation Lawyers, No Plan to Pay

    New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who proudly calls himself a democratic socialist, has unveiled a spending proposal so enormous it practically needs its own zip code. The candidate wants to throw over $100 million in fresh taxpayer cash at legal defense services for immigrants facing removal...
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    DNC So Broke They're Begging Vendors to Hold the Bills

    The Democratic National Committee is currently experiencing what financial professionals might call "being completely out of money." According to a report from USA Journal, the national party apparatus has literally requested that its vendors delay sending invoices until after the midterm...
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