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  1. Illinois Told Its Tuition Breaks for Illegals Are Unconstitutional

    Well, Illinois just got a very expensive lesson in how federal law works, and spoiler alert, the state flunked the test. A federal judge has officially ruled that the Land of Lincoln's program giving in-state tuition rates and taxpayer-funded financial aid to certain illegal immigrants is...
  2. Democrats Speedrun the GOP's 2010 Blunders on Hard Mode

    Back in 2010, Republicans had the political equivalent of a royal flush. An unpopular Democratic president, a brutal midterm environment, and a massive wave that would eventually deliver them 63 House seats plus six in the Senate. Then Christine O'Donnell happened. She won the Delaware Senate...
  3. GOP Loses Florida Seat Because Boyfriend Forgot the Paperwork

    In what might be the most embarrassing way to lose a legislative seat, Republican State Rep. Paula Stark of St. Cloud, Florida just got booted off the ballot because her boyfriend apparently forgot to turn in a form. A Florida judge has now rejected her lawsuit to reverse the disqualification...
  4. COVID Fraud Fugitive Picked Fake Name 'Harley Newman' and Hid in Jamaica

    Nothing says "I'm definitely innocent" quite like fleeing to Jamaica and adopting a completely new identity. Eliane Angene Escoe, 41, allegedly helped swindle $32 million in pandemic relief funds from American taxpayers, then apparently decided the best next move was to reinvent herself as...
  5. Becerra Called Kid Facility a 'Model' Then a Whistleblower Showed Up

    Xavier Becerra, who currently wants to be California's next governor, has a bit of a problem. Actually, scratch that. He has a massive, flaming, whistleblower-shaped problem. As USA Journal reported, back in July 2021, Becerra strolled through the Pomona Fairplex emergency intake site for...
  6. Trump's Spy Chief Pick Clears Hurdle While Dems Play Hardball

    Donald Trump is deep into his second term and still trying to get people confirmed for major jobs, which honestly sounds like a group project where nobody wants to do their part. The latest saga involves picking a new Director of National Intelligence after Tulsi Gabbard stepped down to care for...
  7. Ex-NFL Linebacker Gets Deported After Overstaying Visa

    Well, turns out playing professional football doesn't grant you permanent residency, and a former Indianapolis Colts linebacker just learned that lesson the hard way. Daniel Ogama Adongo, a 37 year old originally from Kenya, was officially removed from the United States by ICE agents operating...
  8. Pentagon Wants to Rename a Base After Lindsey Graham

    Well, it turns out that the Pentagon wants to slap Lindsey Graham's name on a whole military installation, because apparently a simple plaque just wouldn't cut it. As Trending Politics reported, the Air Force is moving forward with renaming Joint Base Charleston to "Joint Base Lindsey Graham" in...
  9. Trump Runs to Supreme Court Over Ballot Order, Gets a 7-Day Wait

    The Trump administration decided it was done playing around with lower courts and marched straight up to the Supreme Court on Monday, basically saying "fix this or we will lose our minds." As USA Journal reported, the whole saga revolves around an executive order requiring states to check their...
  10. Senator Gets Fact Checked on His Own State's Voting Laws

    Virginia Senator Mark Warner went on national television and confidently stated something completely wrong about how voting works in his own state, and the host corrected him in real time. You truly love to see it. As reported by The American Tribune, Warner appeared on ABC News' "This Week" on...
  11. McConnell Still in Rehab 6 Weeks After Fall, Missing BBQ

    Mitch McConnell, the 84 year old Senator from Kentucky, is still hanging out at a rehabilitation facility more than six weeks after taking a tumble inside his Washington, D.C. residence, and doctors say he is NOT cleared to go back to work. As Trending Politics reported, the fall on June 14...
  12. NYC Mayor Wants Street Protests, Cops Want Him to Chill

    Somebody really needs to sit Zohran Mamdani down and gently explain to him that being mayor of New York City is a slightly different gig than being an activist backbencher in the state Assembly. The socialist turned city leader is encouraging residents to flood the streets in protest of Israeli...
  13. Trump Tells Thune to Cancel Vacation or Else, Basically

    President Trump woke up on a Monday morning and chose violence, at least the political kind, firing off a couple of posts on Truth Social that essentially told Senate Majority Leader John Thune to park himself in Washington and forget about his August beach plans. As USA Journal reported, the...
  14. ICE Rolls Into NYC and Nobody Saw It Coming (Except Everyone)

    Federal immigration officers have kicked off a big enforcement operation right in the heart of New York City, because apparently somebody forgot to tell the Big Apple that the rules still apply there too. Officers started taking action in Queens on Monday and began branching out to other parts...
  15. Trump Slaps 60 Countries With Tariffs Over Forced Labor

    The Tariff King is back at it again, folks, and this time he's got a moral justification to go along with the import duties. President Trump just announced fresh tariffs targeting 60 countries that haven't bothered to ban goods made with forced labor, as Conservative Brief reported. Because...
  16. Trump Warned About China and Biden. Turns Out He Was Right.

    Remember when Trump spent the entire 2020 campaign saying China had dirt on the Biden family and everyone acted like he was ranting about UFOs? Well, according to newly revealed government documents, those warnings were apparently spot on. Whoops. Emmy-winning investigative journalist Catherine...
  17. Seattle Food Fest Turns Into Nightmare Near the Space Needle

    Nothing says "summer fun" quite like dodging bullets at a food festival, and that's exactly what happened Sunday evening in Seattle when gunfire erupted at the Bite of Seattle, one of the city's most popular warm weather gatherings. Three people lost their lives and four others were wounded near...
  18. FBI Investigating Threats in Mississippi Case, Governor Points at Sharpton

    Well, well, well. It appears that Al Sharpton and attorney Benjamin Crump might have stirred the pot a little too vigorously this time, because now the FBI is poking around. According to Conservative Brief, the bureau has opened an investigation into threats targeting people connected to the...
  19. Democrats' Blue Wave Looking More Like a Sad Puddle

    For roughly a year now, Democrats have been strutting around like they already won the midterms. History is on their side, they keep saying. The president's party always loses seats. November is basically a formality. Well, according to new polling data from USA Journal, somebody forgot to tell...
  20. Hawaii Lt. Gov Allegedly Got Bribe Checks at a Steakhouse

    Nothing screams "totally normal political dinner" like someone sliding an envelope stuffed with checks across the table at Morton's The Steakhouse in Honolulu. Hawaii's Democratic Lieutenant Governor Sylvia Luke has been hit with a grand jury indictment on charges of criminal conspiracy to...
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