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    Ted Cruz Playing Political Nostradamus About 2028 Democrats

    Ted Cruz has apparently added fortune teller to his resume, because the Texas senator is out here making bold prophecies about the future of the Democratic Party like he's got a crystal ball hidden under his desk. In a video posted Thursday on X, as Conservative Brief reported, Cruz declared...
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    NYC Mayor Tells People to Protest, His Own Cops Say Nah Bro

    New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is speedrunning the political embarrassment Olympics, and honestly, he might take gold. First, the guy spent weeks loudly promising he would arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Then he had to publicly confess that he absolutely, positively could...
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    Obama Sounded Like a MAGA Rally Speaker Back in 2008

    Well folks, the internet has done it again. Someone dug up a campaign video of Barack Obama from 2008, and apparently the man was out there delivering speeches that would get a standing ovation at any Republican convention today. The clip went viral after being reshared on July 23 by Kevin Bass...
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    Florida Rep Cory Mills Collecting Investigations Like Pokemon

    Florida congressman Cory Mills is speedrunning the "how many investigations can one person juggle" challenge, and honestly, he might be going for a record. According to The American Tribune, the Republican lawmaker is now the subject of an active criminal probe by the Department of Justice, on...
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    Court Says Undocumented Immigrants Can't Just Vibe Freely

    Remember when Trump promised he'd undo Biden's border policies and kick off mass deportations? Well, the guy actually followed through, which in politics is roughly as rare as a unicorn sighting at a budget hearing. Democrats have been throwing every legal roadblock imaginable at him, cherry...
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    Judge Suggests Court Nobody Uses, Trump Actually Uses It

    In what might be the greatest "be careful what you wish for" moment in legal history, a federal judge who has been a thorn in the Trump administration's side apparently pointed them toward an immigration court that had been collecting dust for three decades. And then they actually fired it up...
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    Ilhan Omar's Sister Tied to Address That's a Fraud Magnet

    Minnesota's biggest fraud scandal keeps getting more interesting, and now the family tree of Rep. Ilhan Omar is catching some fresh attention. According to a new report, a Daily Wire investigation discovered that Omar's sister, Sahra Noor, registered her consulting firm at the home of a woman...
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    NJ Software Glitch Registered 6,600 Non-Citizens to Vote

    New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill dropped a bombshell on July 21, 2026, announcing that roughly 6,600 people who aren't U.S. citizens got slapped onto the state's voter rolls and could have participated in the 2024 presidential election. As The American Tribune reported, the Democratic governor...
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    House Squeaks Through Record Military Bill by Just 4 Votes

    The House of Representatives just barely managed to approve the priciest defense authorization bill in American history, and by "barely" I mean they won by four whole votes. As Conservative Brief reported, the chamber voted 216 to 212 on what is normally considered a must pass piece of...
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    83% Want Voter ID But Senate Says Nah, We Know Better

    Well folks, it turns out that asking people to prove who they are before voting is about as controversial as asking someone to show their license before buying a beer. Which is to say, not controversial at all, unless you happen to be an elected Democrat in the United States Senate. A Fox News...
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    GOP's 'Never Vance' Squad Can't Even Tank His Polls Right

    JD Vance is apparently living rent free in the heads of his own party members, and his team is basically laughing about it. According to a recent report, the Vice President is dealing with what his allies are calling a full blown coordinated operation from inside the Republican Party to torch...
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    Man Steals $47M From Kids, Gets 28 Years, Then Tries Bribing Juror

    You know that old saying about digging yourself out of a hole? Well, one guy in Minnesota apparently heard it as "keep digging" and really committed to the bit. Abdiaziz Shafii Farah, a central player in the massive Feeding Our Future fraud scandal, just got slapped with an additional 10 years...
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    GOP Says Democrats Are Basically Gifting Them the Midterms

    Republicans are feeling themselves right now, and honestly, Democrats might be giving them reasons to. According to Fox News co-host Kayleigh McEnany, the left's sprint toward progressive politics is basically a wrapped present with a bow on top for the GOP heading into the 2026 midterms, as...
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    Thune Whines on Senate Floor About Critics, Gets Roasted Alive

    Senate Majority Leader John Thune decided Wednesday was the perfect day to march onto the chamber floor and deliver what amounted to a professional tantrum about how nobody appreciates him. As USA Journal reported, the man basically gave a speech that boiled down to "I'm working really hard and...
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    California Tossed 150K Ballots While Bragging About Easy Voting

    California, the state that practically begs you to vote by mailing every registered human a ballot, somehow managed to reject nearly 150,000 of those very same ballots during its June primary. That's right, the Golden State spent years making voting supposedly foolproof, and yet the rejection...
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    Jack Smith Referred for Criminal Charges After Testimony Backfires

    Well, well, well. How the turntables have turned. The guy who spent years investigating Donald Trump is now the one staring down a criminal referral, and honestly, you can't write this stuff. According to The American Tribune, former Biden special counsel Jack Smith got slapped with a referral...
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    America's Salad Days Are Over: Mystery Parasite Strikes Again

    Just when you thought it was safe to eat vegetables again, surprise! There's a brand new Cyclospora outbreak making people violently ill, and this time the culprit ISN'T lettuce. The FDA is now investigating a fresh wave of 72 cases of the gut-wrecking parasite, and nobody has a clue where it...
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    Senator Claims Virginia Has Voter ID, Gets Corrected On Air

    Somebody alert the history books because a network anchor actually pushed back on a politician's false claim in real time on live television. Jonathan Karl, sitting across from Senator Mark Warner on ABC's This Week, did the unthinkable: he came prepared with actual facts and used them. As...
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    Jack Smith Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine, Courtesy of Jim Jordan

    Oh, how the turntables have turned. The guy who spent years going after Donald Trump with the full weight of federal law enforcement is now getting a criminal referral of his very own. Former special counsel Jack Smith, the man who treated political prosecution like an Olympic sport, has been...
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    Pentagon Guy Spills Secret Plans to a Dude in a Fake Mustache

    You know that feeling when you accidentally reveal your master plan to sabotage your boss, except the person listening is a hidden camera journalist wearing a novelty mustache? No? Well, Brandon Newsom does now. Newsom, who has spent 16 years as Director of Business Operations in the Office of...
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