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Trump Rolls Out the World's Simplest Math Problem for Iran
Well, Iran finally got its very own loyalty card program, except instead of earning free coffee, every stamp gets a bridge or power plant blown to...
Majority of Democrats Now Pro-Socialism, Polls Confirm
Well, the numbers are in, and they're about as subtle as a hammer and sickle tattoo at a Fourth of July barbecue. According to polling data that Fox News...
Trump Pumps the Brakes on Iran After 13 Nights of Bombs
President Donald Trump, who spent nearly two straight weeks turning Iranian military infrastructure into rubble, has apparently decided to take the weekend...
Trump Slaps Tariffs on 60 Nations for Not Banning Forced Labor
Just when you thought the tariff buffet couldn't fit another dish, the Trump administration rolled out a fresh platter of import duties targeting roughly 60...
Self-Described Communist Wins NYC Primary, GOP Women Fire Back
Well folks, American politics just got a whole lot spicier, and not in the fun salsa way. More in the "government wants to run your grocery store" way. As...
Supreme Court Revisits Carroll Case as $7M Memory Lapse Raises Eyebrows
Well folks, the highest court in the land just did something it hasn't done since 2018, and it involves everyone's favorite defamation saga. The Supreme...
DNC Boss Allegedly Chucks Phone at Desk, Gets HR Visit
Nothing says "we've got everything under control" quite like the head of the Democratic National Committee reportedly hurling his phone at a junior...
Maine Dems Replace Nazi Tattoo Guy, New Pick May Be Illegal
Maine Democrats are having the kind of year that makes you wonder if somebody cursed their entire state party apparatus. After their original Senate...
NYC Mayor Wants $100M for Deportation Lawyers, No Plan to Pay
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who proudly calls himself a democratic socialist, has unveiled a spending proposal so enormous it practically needs its...
DNC So Broke They're Begging Vendors to Hold the Bills
The Democratic National Committee is currently experiencing what financial professionals might call "being completely out of money." According to a report...
Ukraine Blows Up Iran's 'Totally Civilian' Ships in Caspian Sea
Well, folks, the conflict between Ukraine and Russia just got a new player on the dance floor, and Iran is NOT happy about it. Ukraine launched a bunch of...
Spy Agencies Thought They Knew Better Than the President
So it turns out that intelligence community officials were apparently playing editor with the information reaching the President of the United States...
NJ Gov Admits 6,600 Non-Citizens Got on Voter Rolls Oops
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of terrible software coming home to roost. New Jersey's Democratic Governor Mikie Sherrill has acknowledged...
Mike Johnson Drops 100-Day Countdown Like a Doomsday Clock
You know that phrase "most consequential election of our lifetime" that gets recycled every two years like a political hand-me-down? Well, Speaker Mike...
Hawaii Lt. Gov. Indicted After Steakhouse Chat Was Recorded
Nothing screams "totally innocent political dealings" quite like a dinner at Morton's The Steakhouse that somebody secretly records. Hawaii's Democratic...
Newsom Promises Tax Returns Like a Kid Promises Homework
It has been nearly a month since California Governor Gavin Newsom dropped the bombshell that the federal government is investigating both him and his wife...
UK's New PM Barely Unpacks Before Handing US the Airbase Keys
Andy Burnham just got the top job in Britain, and before he could even figure out where the good tea is kept at 10 Downing Street, he was already making big...
Guy Steals $250M From Kids, Then Tries Bribing a Juror
You know that saying about digging yourself into a hole and then just keeping on digging? Well, Abdiaziz Shafii Farah grabbed a backhoe and went full speed...
Berlin Manhunt: Suspect Was in Deradicalization Program
Berlin police have launched a massive search operation after a vehicle plowed into a crowd near Christopher Street Day celebrations on Saturday night, and...
Senator Wants to Hit Pause on H-1B Visas for Three Years
Montana Senator Tim Sheehy is cooking up legislation that would basically put the H-1B visa program in timeout for three whole years, like a misbehaving...