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DNC So Broke They're Begging Vendors to Hold the Bills
The Democratic National Committee is currently experiencing what financial professionals might call "being completely out of money." According to a report...
Ukraine Blows Up Iran's 'Totally Civilian' Ships in Caspian Sea
Well, folks, the conflict between Ukraine and Russia just got a new player on the dance floor, and Iran is NOT happy about it. Ukraine launched a bunch of...
Spy Agencies Thought They Knew Better Than the President
So it turns out that intelligence community officials were apparently playing editor with the information reaching the President of the United States...
NJ Gov Admits 6,600 Non-Citizens Got on Voter Rolls Oops
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of terrible software coming home to roost. New Jersey's Democratic Governor Mikie Sherrill has acknowledged...
Mike Johnson Drops 100-Day Countdown Like a Doomsday Clock
You know that phrase "most consequential election of our lifetime" that gets recycled every two years like a political hand-me-down? Well, Speaker Mike...
Hawaii Lt. Gov. Indicted After Steakhouse Chat Was Recorded
Nothing screams "totally innocent political dealings" quite like a dinner at Morton's The Steakhouse that somebody secretly records. Hawaii's Democratic...
Newsom Promises Tax Returns Like a Kid Promises Homework
It has been nearly a month since California Governor Gavin Newsom dropped the bombshell that the federal government is investigating both him and his wife...
UK's New PM Barely Unpacks Before Handing US the Airbase Keys
Andy Burnham just got the top job in Britain, and before he could even figure out where the good tea is kept at 10 Downing Street, he was already making big...
Guy Steals $250M From Kids, Then Tries Bribing a Juror
You know that saying about digging yourself into a hole and then just keeping on digging? Well, Abdiaziz Shafii Farah grabbed a backhoe and went full speed...
Berlin Manhunt: Suspect Was in Deradicalization Program
Berlin police have launched a massive search operation after a vehicle plowed into a crowd near Christopher Street Day celebrations on Saturday night, and...
Senator Wants to Hit Pause on H-1B Visas for Three Years
Montana Senator Tim Sheehy is cooking up legislation that would basically put the H-1B visa program in timeout for three whole years, like a misbehaving...
Iran Celebrates One Whole Night Without Getting Bombed
Nothing says diplomatic progress quite like bragging that your country went an entire night without being hit by anything. That is essentially what happened...
Manufacturing Critics Told to Sit Down as Bill Drops Receipts
Remember when all the smartest people in every room told us that factory jobs were basically extinct dinosaurs and anyone who disagreed was economically...
Ex-NFL Linebacker Gets Deported After 5 Game Career
Nothing says "overstaying your welcome" quite like a guy who played in five whole NFL games and then hung around the country for a decade collecting...
Iowa Farmer Beats Trump-Backed Candidate by Talking About Kale
In a political upset that absolutely nobody saw coming, an Iowa farmer named Zach Lahn just waltzed into the Republican gubernatorial nomination by...
Maine GOP Lawmaker Says Dem Senate Pick Might Be Illegal
Maine Democrats are trying to swap out their Senate candidate, and a Republican legislator just threw a wrench into the whole operation with the political...
USPS Says Show Me Your Voter Rolls or Mail Your Own Ballots
Well, well, well. The NAACP just got a judicial cold shower courtesy of the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which basically told them to sit tight while a...
COVID Fraud Queen Caught Living Under Fake Name in Jamaica
Nothing says "I'm totally innocent" like skipping your court date, fleeing to Jamaica, and adopting the alias "Harley Newman." But hey, we all cope with...
California Tosses 150K Mail Ballots, Blames the Mailman
California, the state that prides itself on making voting easier than ordering a burrito on DoorDash, somehow managed to toss nearly 150,000 mail ballots...
Trump's MAGA Brain Trust Meets at Four Seasons for Midterm Planning
Picture this: every heavy hitter in Trump's political universe crammed into the Four Seasons in Washington like it's the world's most intense fantasy...