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Miami ‘SEAT SNIFFER’ busted dragging nostrils across couch young dancer girl was sitting on

By drastic215November 21, 2025Updated:November 26, 20250305
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(Crankers) Miami Springs police are investigating after surveillance footage captured a man entering a dance studio and sniffing a seat immediately after an underage girl got up and left.

The incident occurred at a dance studio where the young student had just finished a lesson and vacated a seat. Within seconds the man entered the space, knelt by the cushion and appeared to inhale the spot she had been sitting on. He was all up in that seat with his nose, rubbing it all over like a true weirdo.

The studio’s owner discovered the clip late Tuesday night while closing and notified police. Police Chief Matthew Castillo described the behavior as “disturbing and strange,” adding that officers reviewed the footage and identified the individual seen in the video.

Officials say the man’s location is known and prosecutors are being consulted regarding possible charges, though no formal filing was announced at the time of reporting. I’m sure they’ll find him because someone on social media will know this guy and call it out.

The girl’s identity has not been released publicly, and the studio declined to provide her age beyond saying she is a minor, which is obvious to everyone. Duh.

The dance studio stated it is cooperating fully with law enforcement and will be reviewing its safety and access protocols, including enhanced monitoring of entry and visitor screening. Until further official updates, the case remains under active investigation by Miami Springs police and prosecutors.

That weirdo was sniffing harder than Rick James with an 8ball

— drastic215 (@drastic215x) November 21, 2025

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