(Crankers) You really can’t make this up. We went from AOC being the most absurd person in politics, to whatever Jasmine Crockett is doing.
AOC would just say silly things and people joked around about her being a silly bartender, which is true, but no one cares.
Jasmine Crockett is just actually stupid and when you see what she did this time, then you’ll be laughing or spitting coffee out too!
So the whole story revolves around the Epstein files being voted on and designated for release. Everyone’s arguing about who’s connected to Epstein, and who’s not.
Then it comes out that Democrat Stacey Plaskett was literally texting with Epstein during a LIVE HEARING that could’ve harmed Trump. So she’s corrupt as anything.
And now we come to Jasmine Crockett who accused Lee Zeldin of receiving political donations from Jeffrey Epstein. Here’s the kicker. It was a completely different Jeffrey Epstein. A doctor with the same name. Literally no connection to the pervert Jeffrey Epstein at all.
But Jasmine Crockett is too dense to figure this stuff out. She just says whatever she thinks will make the GOP look bad.
During a House floor debate on November 18, 2025, Rep. Jasmine Crockett stated that several high-profile Republicans, among them Lee Zeldin, received campaign donations from “somebody named Jeffrey Epstein.” She explicitly said her team “dug in very quickly” and then listed names including Zeldin, Mitt Romney and prior President George W. Bush.
According to Federal Election Commission records, donations to Zeldin’s campaign in April and August 2020 were made by a physician named Dr. Jeffrey Epstein of Manhasset, New York—distinct from the late financier and sex-offender named Jeffery Epstein, who died in 2019. Zeldin publicly clarified that the donor was not the convicted Epstein.
In subsequent media appearances, Crockett said she “never said that it was that Jeffrey Epstein.” She argued the phrasing was deliberate because she and her team found a donation from someone by that name and did not complete further investigation prior to her remarks.
While Crockett acknowledged the inaccuracy, she defended the timing of her statement, noting she had limited time before debate. Her remarks drew significant criticism, including from Zeldin and others who accused her of making misleading claims.
No, she’s an idiot. That’s what this comes down to.
