You know that thing politicians keep telling us absolutely never ever occurs? Well, it just occurred 6,600 times in the Garden State, as USA Journal reported. New Jersey discovered thousands of non-citizens sitting on their voter registration rolls, with roughly 400 of them having actually cast ballots. But sure, everyone who raised concerns about this was just a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist. Totally.
Governor Mikie Sherrill dropped this bombshell on a Tuesday, revealing that the state's Motor Vehicle System had been signing up non-citizens as voters from June 2023 through June 2024. Here's the truly chef's kiss detail: these people literally pressed a button on a keypad declaring they were NOT United States citizens. The system looked at that answer, said "cool, registered!" and moved on. For an entire year. Nobody caught it. Nobody flagged it. The software just vibed.
Sherrill, who started her governorship in January, immediately pulled out the political playbook that every new governor keeps in their desk drawer. Step one: blame the last guy. She pointed directly at former Governor Phil Murphy, noting this mess unfolded under his watch. Step two: promise an investigation and reforms. Step three, and this is where it gets spicy: pivot to attacking Trump by declaring he has "zero credibility" regarding election integrity. She wrapped it all up with a nice bow about making sure every eligible citizen gets to vote.
But here's where the comedy writes itself. While Sherrill is out here acting like she's the sheriff of election security, her state is actively fighting the Department of Justice in court. The DOJ sued New Jersey and four other states because they refused to hand over voter roll data for federal verification ahead of the November midterms. So let me get this straight. You found 6,600 non-citizens on your rolls, you acknowledge the system was broken for a year, and your response to the feds asking to take a look is... "No thanks, we're good"? That's like a restaurant failing a health inspection and then padlocking the kitchen door when inspectors try to come back.
The 6,600 figure is worth putting in perspective. That's one state, covering one twelve month window, from one specific glitch that somebody eventually stumbled upon. It tells us nothing about years before the error was discovered. It reveals nothing about other ways people might end up registered. And it certainly tells us zero about the states that are blocking federal investigators entirely.
Speaking of which, Trump declassified documents this week showing 270,000 non-citizens were illegally registered across just four states where the federal government was actually able to obtain records. The states stonewalling that review, New Jersey included, apparently prefer the "what you don't know can't hurt you" approach to democratic integrity.
So to recap: the thing we were told was impossible just happened thousands of times because a computer system ignored people who explicitly said they weren't citizens. And the governor who discovered this is simultaneously refusing to let anyone else look at the books. Nothing suspicious there at all.
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