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    House Passes Voter ID by Hiding It in a Stock Trading Ban

    Congress, the institution famous for getting absolutely nothing done, managed to pass something on Wednesday. But naturally, they had to make it weird. The House voted 232 to 198 to approve voter identification requirements for federal elections, but only after stuffing those provisions inside a...
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    Obama's Monument to Himself Forgot to Pay the Plumber

    Remember when Barack Obama spent the better part of a decade telling everyone he was the ultimate defender of working folks and small businesses? Well, his presidential center in Chicago apparently missed that memo, because a plumbing contractor just got absolutely hosed. And yes, that pun was...
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    Trump Gets Another Judge Confirmed While Dems Put On A Show

    The United States Senate just gave Benjamin Flowers a lifetime gig on the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals, and Democrats are absolutely beside themselves about it. The vote was 49 to 46, almost entirely split along party lines, because of course it was. As Conservative Brief reported, the former...
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    Woman Yells Insult at Politician, Instantly Rear Ends Car

    The universe has a sense of humor, and it just delivered a masterclass in comedic timing somewhere on a British roadside. Viral video footage from the U.K. captures a woman driving a grey sedan who decided to hurl an insult at Reform U.K. leader Nigel Farage while he was holding a roadside...
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    MA Dem Chair Gets DUI, Blames Two Beers From Six Hours Ago

    Stephen Kerrigan, the guy running the Massachusetts Democratic Party, got himself popped for driving under the influence last month in Southborough, and the details are just *chef's kiss* levels of absurd. As first reported here, the party chair is now serving a full year of probation after his...
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    Four GOP Reps Team Up With Jayapal to Scold Trump on Iran

    Nothing says party unity quite like four Republicans walking across the aisle to hold hands with one of the most progressive members of Congress on a military resolution that everyone already knows is going absolutely nowhere. As USA Journal reported, the House just passed a war powers...
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    Trump Will Let Saudis Go Nuclear, But Only If They Play Nice

    Nothing says "peaceful diplomacy" quite like handing out nuclear technology with conditions attached via social media post. President Trump, who has been laser focused on Middle Eastern affairs during his final term's second year, just dropped a bombshell (pun absolutely intended) about the...
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    NYC Mayor Mamdani Thinks the ICC Outranks the Constitution

    Zohran Mamdani, the freshly minted mayor of New York City, went on camera this week and basically told everyone that international bodies should have more authority than the United States Constitution. You know, that little document he swore an oath to uphold. As USA Journal reported, Mamdani...
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    Man Stabs Two Strangers on NYC's Upper West Side While Yelling

    New York City reminded everyone on Thursday that it remains the place where you can just be minding your own business and suddenly find yourself in a nightmare. Two men were stabbed in separate, unprovoked attacks on Manhattan's Upper West Side by a suspect who allegedly screamed "Allahu Akbar"...
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    House Tells Trump to Pump the Brakes on Iran, Trump Shrugs

    The Republican-controlled House of Representatives just told its own president to cool it with the Iran military operations, and honestly, watching this party try to manage itself is like herding cats through a fireworks factory. The chamber voted 214 to 208 to restrict Trump from conducting...
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    Trump Runs Out of Patience With Thune Over SAVE Act

    White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt strolled into Thursday's briefing armed with a New Jersey voter scandal and a not-so-subtle warning aimed at Senate Majority Leader John Thune. As USA Journal reported, the message from the commander in chief was crystal clear: his patience tank is...
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    Fox Weather Lady Says Network Told Her to Zip It on Cuomo

    Janice Dean, the beloved meteorologist who spent 22 years at Fox News, is now spilling some very hot tea about her former employer, and honestly, it sounds like a workplace drama that writes itself. According to a recent report, Dean alleges that the network essentially slapped duct tape over...
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    Trump Teases 'Massive Attack' on Iran Like a Reality Show Finale

    Just when you thought the geopolitical landscape could use a little more chaos, President Trump told Axios he's "seriously considering" launching what he described as a massive military operation against Iran, one that would dwarf the strikes carried out during Operation Epic Fury. As...
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    NYT Writer Slams Sex Trafficking, Praises Gates, Skips Epstein Part

    Well, here's a fun little journalism pretzel for you. One of the New York Times' biggest opinion stars apparently spent years singing Bill Gates' praises as a philanthropic hero while conveniently forgetting to mention that Gates hung out with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein roughly 30...
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    House GOP Passes Funding Bill, Democrats Can Only Watch

    Congressional Republicans just pulled off what can only be described as a legislative steamroll this week, muscling a government funding bill through the House while Democrats stood around looking like they forgot their hall passes. As Conservative Brief reported, the chamber approved H.R. 9770...
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    Four GOP Rebels Vote With Dems to Limit Trump on Iran

    Nothing says "party unity" quite like watching four of your own team members walk across the aisle and high five the opposition. That's essentially what happened Thursday when four House Republicans joined every Democrat to pass a war powers resolution designed to rein in Trump's military...
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    DCCC Goes 0 for 3 Picking Primary Winners, Burns $4.5M

    Picture spending nearly $4.5 million of other people's money trying to pick winners in three separate primary races and losing every single one. That is exactly what the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee just accomplished, and as USA Journal reported, House Democrats are absolutely...
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    Senate Confirms Texas Judge, Shockingly Along Party Lines

    In a development that will surprise absolutely nobody who has watched Washington operate for the last decade, the Senate confirmed Arthur Roberts Jones to the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Texas on a completely predictable party-line vote. Forty-six Republicans said yes, every...
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    Gas Prices Go Brrrr as Middle East Chaos Sends Oil Soaring

    If you were enjoying slightly cheaper gas for a hot minute, congratulations on that brief vacation from financial pain, because it is officially over. Oil prices rocketed upward on Thursday, hitting their loftiest levels in weeks as the Iran conflict decided to get even spicier, according to...
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    America's Oil Piggy Bank Is Busted and Needs Serious Fixing

    So it turns out the nation's emergency oil stash, the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, is basically running on fumes and held together with duct tape. The Trump administration is now playing handyman on a massive scale, saying it needs to pour over $100 million into fixing underground salt caverns...
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