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    Ukraine Blows Up Iran's 'Totally Civilian' Ships in Caspian Sea

    Well, folks, the conflict between Ukraine and Russia just got a new player on the dance floor, and Iran is NOT happy about it. Ukraine launched a bunch of long range drone strikes on Saturday in the Caspian Sea, targeting ships and assets that Kyiv says were hauling military goodies between Iran...
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    Spy Agencies Thought They Knew Better Than the President

    So it turns out that intelligence community officials were apparently playing editor with the information reaching the President of the United States because they figured they were smarter than him. Nothing screams democracy quite like unelected bureaucrats deciding what the commander in chief...
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    NJ Gov Admits 6,600 Non-Citizens Got on Voter Rolls Oops

    Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of terrible software coming home to roost. New Jersey's Democratic Governor Mikie Sherrill has acknowledged that approximately 6,600 non-citizens were mistakenly placed on the state's voter registration lists prior to the 2024 election. Of that...
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    Mike Johnson Drops 100-Day Countdown Like a Doomsday Clock

    You know that phrase "most consequential election of our lifetime" that gets recycled every two years like a political hand-me-down? Well, Speaker Mike Johnson decided to dust it off this Sunday, slap a fresh coat of paint on it, and send it out into the world with a 100-day countdown timer...
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    Hawaii Lt. Gov. Indicted After Steakhouse Chat Was Recorded

    Nothing screams "totally innocent political dealings" quite like a dinner at Morton's The Steakhouse that somebody secretly records. Hawaii's Democratic Lieutenant Governor Sylvia Luke just got slapped with a 12-count indictment by an Oahu grand jury, and the charges are a real buffet of alleged...
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    Newsom Promises Tax Returns Like a Kid Promises Homework

    It has been nearly a month since California Governor Gavin Newsom dropped the bombshell that the federal government is investigating both him and his wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, and somehow we know even less now than we did then. As Conservative Brief reported, instead of clearing things up...
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    UK's New PM Barely Unpacks Before Handing US the Airbase Keys

    Andy Burnham just got the top job in Britain, and before he could even figure out where the good tea is kept at 10 Downing Street, he was already making big moves on the world stage. As recently reported, the freshly sworn in Prime Minister greenlit continued American access to two major British...
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    Guy Steals $250M From Kids, Then Tries Bribing a Juror

    You know that saying about digging yourself into a hole and then just keeping on digging? Well, Abdiaziz Shafii Farah grabbed a backhoe and went full speed toward the earth's core. Farah was already locked up for 28 years in federal prison for orchestrating the biggest child nutrition fraud in...
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    Berlin Manhunt: Suspect Was in Deradicalization Program

    Berlin police have launched a massive search operation after a vehicle plowed into a crowd near Christopher Street Day celebrations on Saturday night, and somehow the main suspect was already known to authorities as a potential threat. Shocking, right? Nobody saw that coming. According to this...
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    Senator Wants to Hit Pause on H-1B Visas for Three Years

    Montana Senator Tim Sheehy is cooking up legislation that would basically put the H-1B visa program in timeout for three whole years, like a misbehaving toddler who keeps replacing American workers with cheaper labor. According to The American Tribune, the bill would then bring the program back...
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    Iran Celebrates One Whole Night Without Getting Bombed

    Nothing says diplomatic progress quite like bragging that your country went an entire night without being hit by anything. That is essentially what happened Saturday when Iran's Health Ministry spokesman Hossein Kermanpour hopped on X to gleefully announce that nobody bombed them while they...
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    Manufacturing Critics Told to Sit Down as Bill Drops Receipts

    Remember when all the smartest people in every room told us that factory jobs were basically extinct dinosaurs and anyone who disagreed was economically illiterate? Well, somebody forgot to inform the actual manufacturers, because one year after President Trump signed the One Big Beautiful Bill...
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    Ex-NFL Linebacker Gets Deported After 5 Game Career

    Nothing says "overstaying your welcome" quite like a guy who played in five whole NFL games and then hung around the country for a decade collecting criminal charges. As Trending Politics reported, former Indianapolis Colts linebacker Daniel Ogama Adongo, a Kenyan citizen, was booted from the...
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    Iowa Farmer Beats Trump-Backed Candidate by Talking About Kale

    In a political upset that absolutely nobody saw coming, an Iowa farmer named Zach Lahn just waltzed into the Republican gubernatorial nomination by campaigning on the one topic most politicians avoid like a salad bar: health. As The American Tribune reported, Lahn defeated Trump-endorsed Rep...
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    Maine GOP Lawmaker Says Dem Senate Pick Might Be Illegal

    Maine Democrats are trying to swap out their Senate candidate, and a Republican legislator just threw a wrench into the whole operation with the political equivalent of "actually, I read the rules." As Conservative Brief reported, GOP state Rep. James White fired off a letter to Secretary of...
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    USPS Says Show Me Your Voter Rolls or Mail Your Own Ballots

    Well, well, well. The NAACP just got a judicial cold shower courtesy of the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, which basically told them to sit tight while a new postal service election rule goes into full effect. As originally reported, the appeals court on Friday issued a stay that lets this USPS...
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    COVID Fraud Queen Caught Living Under Fake Name in Jamaica

    Nothing says "I'm totally innocent" like skipping your court date, fleeing to Jamaica, and adopting the alias "Harley Newman." But hey, we all cope with stress differently. Elaine Angene Escoe, a 41-year-old Jamaican national, was just hauled back to South Florida after getting nabbed by...
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    California Tosses 150K Mail Ballots, Blames the Mailman

    California, the state that prides itself on making voting easier than ordering a burrito on DoorDash, somehow managed to toss nearly 150,000 mail ballots into the garbage during its June primary. That is not a typo. One hundred forty eight thousand, two hundred forty one ballots got the boot...
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    Trump's MAGA Brain Trust Meets at Four Seasons for Midterm Planning

    Picture this: every heavy hitter in Trump's political universe crammed into the Four Seasons in Washington like it's the world's most intense fantasy football draft, except the stakes are Congress and nobody's having fun. Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, advisers Chris LaCivita, Tony Fabrizio, James...
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    DNC Puts South Carolina First Again, Basically Rolling Out Red Carpet for Harris

    The Democratic National Committee just made a scheduling choice that screams "we already picked our favorite" louder than a toddler with a megaphone. The Rules and Bylaws Committee voted Friday to recommend that South Carolina kick off the 2028 presidential primary season, a move that would...
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