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  1. Kennedy Center Might Get Demolished Because Nobody Fixed It

    The Kennedy Center is in a "financial and structural death spiral." That's not some random blogger talking. That's DOJ lawyers in a federal court filing, as USA Journal reported, warning the building could become so unsafe it would need to be torn down entirely. The proposed replacement? A big...
  2. Trump Tells Glenn Beck He'd 'Absolutely Prohibit' Sharia Law

    Trump just said "absolutely" to banning Sharia law on live radio. During an interview with Glenn Beck, the president declared the United States has "one system" and left zero wiggle room about where he stands, as Trending Politics reported. He even pointed to London and Paris as cautionary...
  3. 200,000 Visas About to Get Shredded in One Shot

    The Trump administration is about to revoke over 200,000 business and tourism visas in what would be the largest single mass revocation in American history. According to The American Tribune, the State Department is targeting B1 and B2 visas issued between 2016 and 2026 whose holders came in as...
  4. Ohio Man Emails Beheading Threat, Gets Arrested 36 Hours Later

    A 26-year-old Ohio man allegedly emailed a congressman a graphic death threat involving murder, beheading, and arson, then apparently waited around to see what would happen. Spoiler: the FBI showed up. Alex Justin Miller was arrested and charged with interstate transmission of a threat to injure...
  5. Maryland Dems Wrote the Rules Then Skipped Their Own Rules

    A judge just blocked Maryland Democrats from putting their redistricting amendment on the November ballot. According to Conservative Brief, Anne Arundel County Circuit Court Judge Robert J. Thompson ruled the Maryland State Board of Elections cannot place the proposed question before voters this...
  6. Trump Goes 3 for 3 at the Supreme Court in One Week

    Immigration judges just lost their fight to speak at conferences without permission. The Supreme Court, in an unsigned order, reversed a Fourth Circuit ruling that had revived a lawsuit by the National Association of Immigration Judges challenging a Justice Department policy requiring approval...
  7. Trump Tells Glenn Beck He'd 'Absolutely' Ban Sharia Law

    Donald Trump just went full constitutional warrior on Glenn Beck's radio show. During a Wednesday interview with the conservative host, the president declared he would "absolutely" support blocking any attempt to install Islamic legal codes on American soil. As Conservative Brief reported...
  8. Rep. LaMonica McIver Shoved ICE Agents on Camera, Claimed Immunity, Got Denied

    A congresswoman physically attacked federal officers and then spent a year insisting her job title made it legal. New Jersey Democrat LaMonica McIver barged into an ICE detention facility in Newark last May, got into it with immigration officers while cameras rolled from multiple angles, and...
  9. Rep. LaMonica McIver's Forearms Just Lost Their Immunity Defense

    A congresswoman tried to claim legislative immunity for allegedly body-checking federal agents. U.S. Rep. LaMonica McIver, a Democrat from New Jersey, just watched two of her three federal charges survive an appeals court challenge after she argued that slamming her forearm into an ICE officer...
  10. Ex-CIA Officers Plot Their Comeback at a Karaoke Bar Near the Pentagon

    Former spies threw a resignation party at a gay karaoke bar decorated with disco balls and mannequins. That sentence is real. Every word of it. A group of ex-intelligence officers who got bounced from government over Trump's elimination of DEI programs gathered at a watering hole roughly a mile...
  11. Abdul El-Sayed Turned Dolly Parton's Death Into a Stump Speech

    A Michigan Senate candidate eulogized Dolly Parton by talking about inequality. Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed posted a tribute to the country icon on X after Parton passed away Tuesday at 80 following a brief cancer battle. But instead of simply honoring the woman who gave us "Jolene" and a...
  12. Iran's Supreme Leader Might Be Dead But Nobody Will Admit It

    Trump just casually revealed Iran's new Supreme Leader got obliterated on his left side during a U.S. military operation. Mojtaba Khamenei took over as Iran's top cleric after his father was killed in Operation Epic Fury back in February. Nobody has laid eyes on the guy in public since. Not...
  13. Nepal Flash Flood Buries Entire Communities, Hundreds Still Missing

    At least 95 people are confirmed dead after a wall of mud and rock obliterated villages along the Nepal-Tibet border. A devastating flash flood ripped through Nepal's Rasuwa district on Wednesday, burying settlements, snapping bridges like toothpicks, and leaving hundreds of people completely...
  14. A $57K Nurse Just Demolished a $315K Establishment Pick in Oklahoma

    A 31-year-old nurse with zero political experience just steamrolled the Democratic establishment in Oklahoma. N'Kiyla Jasmine Thomas, a self-described democratic socialist from Ardmore, absolutely clobbered attorney and minister Jim Priest in the state's Democratic Senate runoff, grabbing...
  15. Philly DA Larry Krasner Wants a Piece of the White House After They Blow It Up

    Philadelphia's top prosecutor told a crowd he wants a chunk of the White House ballroom "after we blow it up." Larry Krasner, the George Soros-funded District Attorney of Philadelphia, apparently let his mouth sprint way ahead of whatever brain cell was supposed to be on duty. Standing before...
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