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  1. Iran's Supreme Leader Might Be Dead But Nobody Will Admit It

    Trump just casually revealed Iran's new Supreme Leader got obliterated on his left side during a U.S. military operation. Mojtaba Khamenei took over as Iran's top cleric after his father was killed in Operation Epic Fury back in February. Nobody has laid eyes on the guy in public since. Not...
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    Nepal Flash Flood Buries Entire Communities, Hundreds Still Missing

    At least 95 people are confirmed dead after a wall of mud and rock obliterated villages along the Nepal-Tibet border. A devastating flash flood ripped through Nepal's Rasuwa district on Wednesday, burying settlements, snapping bridges like toothpicks, and leaving hundreds of people completely...

  3. A $57K Nurse Just Demolished a $315K Establishment Pick in Oklahoma

    A 31-year-old nurse with zero political experience just steamrolled the Democratic establishment in Oklahoma. N'Kiyla Jasmine Thomas, a self-described democratic socialist from Ardmore, absolutely clobbered attorney and minister Jim Priest in the state's Democratic Senate runoff, grabbing...

  4. Philly DA Larry Krasner Wants a Piece of the White House After They Blow It Up

    Philadelphia's top prosecutor told a crowd he wants a chunk of the White House ballroom "after we blow it up." Larry Krasner, the George Soros-funded District Attorney of Philadelphia, apparently let his mouth sprint way ahead of whatever brain cell was supposed to be on duty. Standing before...

  5. ICE Hit Nearly 50,000 Arrests in One Month and Nobody Blinked

    ICE just logged 49,571 arrests in a single month. That is not a typo, and July 2026 is now officially the busiest month of Trump's entire second term, as Trending Politics reported using government data crunched by the Associated Press. To put that number in perspective, the month before Trump...

  6. Trump Calls Springsteen a Dried Up Prune, Demands Boycott

    Donald Trump just compared Bruce Springsteen to a dehydrated fruit that got mangled by a surgeon. The president unleashed a scorching Truth Social post going after The Boss for turning his new concert tour into what amounts to a three-hour political sermon with guitar solos. As The American...

  7. Everton Blair Flipped an 8-Point Deficit and Stole a Georgia Seat

    A school board chairman just obliterated a congressman's daughter in Georgia's special election runoff. Everton Blair, who previously led the Gwinnett County School Board, captured the 13th Congressional District seat on Tuesday, toppling Marcye Scott by a 53 to 47 percent margin, as...

  8. Adam Schiff Yells at a Car Race Nobody Asked Him About

    A sitting U.S. senator got publicly corrected by a race car driver. That alone should tell you everything about how Adam Schiff's weekend went. So here's what happened. President Trump dropped the green flag at the Freedom 250 IndyCar race through the streets of Washington D.C. on Sunday, part...

  9. Iran and Oman Want to Clean Up Their Own Minefield

    Iran scattered mines across one of Earth's busiest oil highways and now wants credit for sweeping them up. That is essentially what happened Tuesday when Iran and Oman rolled out a joint proposal to create a temporary shipping lane through the Strait of Hormuz while both countries team up to...

  10. The WNBA Told Teens to Cover Their Shirts, Then Got Lawyered Up

    A billionaire sports league got rattled by teenagers in T-shirts. Alliance Defending Freedom fired off a letter to WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert warning that booting fans for wearing pro-women's-sports clothing could land the league in serious legal hot water. As The American Tribune...

  11. Joseph Olmo Quits NBC Live on Air, Drops Cryptic Career Tease

    A local news anchor just broke up with his viewers on live television. Joseph Olmo, who has spent roughly seven years covering the Washington D.C. region for NBC4 and Telemundo 44, casually dropped a career bombshell during Monday evening's broadcast. As Conservative Brief reported, the...
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    Hakeem Jeffries Wore a Leprechaun Hat to Explain Himself

    Hakeem Jeffries secretly met with Jared Kushner, then filmed the worst apology video in political history. The New York Times broke the news that the House Democratic leader sat down with a man his own party labels a "Trump cartel" member. The Democratic base collectively combusted. So Jeffries...

  13. CIA Director Ratcliffe Secretly Flew To Moscow On A Military Cargo Plane

    John Ratcliffe just popped into Moscow like it was a casual Tuesday errand. Oh wait, it literally was a Tuesday. The CIA Director touched down in the Russian capital aboard a U.S. Air Force C-17A Globemaster III, which is basically the least subtle vehicle you could possibly use for a secret...

  14. James Dolan Dumps Democrats, Becomes New York's Top GOP Sugar Daddy

    The guy who owns the Knicks just became New York's biggest Republican money man. James Dolan, the sports and entertainment mogul who runs Madison Square Garden, previously bankrolled Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul's campaign. Now he's funneling $1.4 million through his company and family...

  15. New York Just Made Cops Stop Talking to the Feds. Great Timing.

    Someone allegedly tried to bomb the New York state Capitol for ISIS, and Republicans are asking why the state just passed a law making it harder to catch people like her. As Conservative Brief reported, a woman was arrested for allegedly planning an ISIS-inspired bombing targeting the Capitol...
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