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Ayanna Pressley Drops a History Lesson Nobody Asked For

Representative Ayanna Pressley went ahead and said what a lot of politicians usually only whisper into their pillows at night: that not one promise has been...

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Trump Says Iran Ceasefire Is Dead, But Sure Let's Keep Talking

Nothing says diplomacy quite like declaring a ceasefire dead in all caps on social media and then agreeing to keep chatting anyway. President Donald Trump...

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Kentucky Governor Wants Proof McConnell Is Alive and Well

Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear is doing what a lot of people have been thinking and flat out asking Senator Mitch McConnell to prove he is still...

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Microsoft Cuts Thousands of Jobs While Approving H-1B Visas

Nothing says "we value our American workforce" quite like handing out pink slips to thousands of employees while simultaneously getting approval for over...

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Tom Homan Says 10,000 Arrested in Five Days, Nobody Off the Table

Border Czar Tom Homan is out here letting everyone know that the Trump administration's immigration enforcement is going nationwide, and he is not being...

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NYC Mayor's Team Caught Scheduling Secret Chat With Iran

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's administration apparently thought it would be totally fine and normal for a city official to quietly schedule a...

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Tyler Robinson's Own Texts Basically Built the Case Against Him

If you ever find yourself committing a heinous crime, maybe do not text your partner a play-by-play confession and then politely ask them to delete the...

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Crockett Demands ICE Accountability After Agent Shoots Attacker

Representative Jasmine Crockett of Texas saw an ICE shooting in Houston and immediately knew who the real villain was: the federal officers who got rammed...

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AI Faked a Jeffries Quote and Thousands Just Nodded Along

An AI generated video of Hakeem Jeffries standing at a podium demanding that Trump supporters stop calling him "Dollar Store Obama" went viral recently, and...

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US Strikes Disrupt Iran's Rail Lines During Khamenei Funeral

Nothing says "we're thinking of you" quite like bombing a railway on the day of a funeral procession. According to Trending Politics, U.S. strikes on Iran...

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Trump Getting a Fancy Granite Helipad for Marine One

Nothing says "I have arrived" quite like landing your helicopter on a custom granite pad with a presidential seal carved into it. President Donald Trump...

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NYC Mayor's Immigrant Map Somehow Forgets Little Italy

Mayor Zohran Mamdani released a city-backed map of New York's immigrant neighborhoods that managed to include Little Palestine, Little Yemen, and Little...

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White House Drops 162 Pages on Smithsonian for Being Too Woke

The White House just published a 162-page report going after the Smithsonian Institution, and you have to wonder how many interns lost their summer to put...

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Oregon Gets Five Days to Fix Voter Rolls or Face the DOJ

When Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon sends you a letter with a five-day deadline and criminal prosecution dangling at the end of it, you can...

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Judge Orders Redactions in Tyler Robinson Police Interview

The judge in the Tyler Robinson case just handed the defense a partial win, ordering chunks of a recorded police interview to be snipped out before it gets...

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Jim Acosta Questions Trump's Fitness, White House Fires Back

Jim Acosta, formerly of CNN and currently of posting things on the internet, decided to weigh in on President Donald Trump's physical and mental fitness...

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Dems Voted No on Tax Cuts, Now Running Ads Taking Credit

There is a certain kind of boldness that goes beyond regular political spin and enters the territory of a guy wearing a fake mustache to his own surprise...

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California Gives Back 136 Acres of Coast It Probably Shouldn't Have Taken

In a move that can only be described as "better late than a few centuries," California has approved the transfer of 136 acres of coastline at Blues Beach in...

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Turkey Tells LGBTQ+ Cruise Ship to Keep Sailing, Cites Morals

Turkish authorities in Aydın province refused to let the Scarlet Lady, a Virgin Voyages luxury cruise ship carrying about 1,900 passengers on a dedicated...