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Some NERDS at the Pentagon believe UFO mothership is in our solar system

By drastic215May 16, 2023Updated:November 8, 202502
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(Crankers) Some NERDS at the Pentagon believe UFO mothership is in our solar system

I hope this report is true! I can’t wait until the aliens start probing people and we all laugh hysterically at it. It would be a perfect time to probe the Democrats who are ruining the country with their lack of common sense. Maybe the aliens can do a better job. Fox News reported on it, because of course they did, and the report said:

A draft research report authored by Sean Kirkpatrick, the director of the Pentagon’s All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) and Abraham Loeb, chairman of Harvard University’s astronomy department was released on March 7 and focuses on the physical constraints of unidentified aerial phenomena.”…An artificial interstellar object could potentially be a parent craft that releases many small probes during its close passage to Earth, an operational construct not too dissimilar from NASA missions,” the report read. “These ‘dandelion seeds’ could be separated from the parent craft by the tidal gravitational force of the Sun or by a maneuvering capability.”

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