Jesse Watters torches Tarlov, then calls Jasmine Crockett and her clueless staff DUMB

(Crankers) Jesse Watters torched Jessica Tarlov and Jasmine Crockett and her entire staff. The conversation was hilarious and Tarlov, as usual, took the brunt of it.

Then Jesse turned it into a bashing station for Jasmine Crockett who continuously proves to everyone how she’s one of the dumbest people in politics.

Jesse Watters: “All your predictions are wrong.”

Jessica Tarlov: “That’s not true.”

Jesse Watters: “It is. I’ll take it from here. My staff did the research that Jasmine Crockett’s staff did, and we did it in less than 25 minutes. And Romney, Bush, the NRCC, WinRed, no one took Epstein money. It checks out. Jasmine Crockett is dumb. She knows her staff is dumb. That’s why she gave herself an out. So she lied.”

Here are five times Jasmine Crockett has embarrassed herself in front of the entire galaxy.

Mocking Gov. Greg Abbott’s wheelchair: In March 2025, Crockett referred to Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who uses a wheelchair, as “Governor Hot Wheels … and the only thing hot about him is that he is a hot-ass mess, honey,” during a dinner event in Los Angeles. The remark drew strong bipartisan criticism.

False claim about donations from Jeffrey Epstein: In November 2025, Crockett alleged that prominent Republicans had taken campaign donations from Jeffrey Epstein. She later backtracked, clarifying the donor was a different person with the same name.

Comments on law enforcement role: Crockett’s assertion that local law enforcement’s role is to “solve crime” rather than “prevent it” sparked criticism from law-enforcement advocates who labelled the statement “uninformed” and “dangerous.”
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High PAC contributions despite message: Reports revealed Crockett accepted nearly $400,000 from Political Action Committees (PACs) even as she publicly criticised big-money influence in politics — leading to accusations of hypocrisy.

Trademarking inflammatory phrase after congressional spat: After a contentious exchange with Marjorie Taylor Greene, Crockett filed to trademark the phrase “bleach blonde, bad built, butch body” for apparel. Critics said the move trivialized serious committee decorum issues.

Watch the video of Jesse Watters torching Tarlov and Crockett:

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