(Crankers) House Speaker Mike Johnson officially banned males from using the female bathroom at the Capitol. Specifically, the bill says you must use the bathroom determined by your biological sex, not whatever you identify as. Afterall, I identity as a warthog from Halo 3, so where do I pee? Mike Johnson’s ban will affect the first transgender senator, Democrat Sarah McBride, who was born Timothy McBride, and represents Delaware.
Speaker Johnson said in a statement, “all single-sex facilities in the Capitol and House Office Buildings — such as restrooms, changing rooms, and locker rooms — are reserved for individuals of that biological sex… It is important to note that each Member office has its own private restroom, and unisex restrooms are available throughout the Capito… Women deserve women’s only spaces.” Speaker Johnson also said the following while giving a statement on video: “Let me be unequivocally clear. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. And a man cannot become a woman.”
Democrat Rep. Dean Phillips asked what Nancy Mace is afraid of (besides the death threats and ding dongs) and Mace said back: “I don’t want people with penis’s showing them off in our locker room.” Nancy Mace received death threats where one guy threatened to bash her skull in until she died. Little bit much, I know…
McBride’s response has been very simple. He has agreed to go by the rules put in place by Speaker Johnson. This is a smart move, because McBride just secured himself a nice salary and a very easy job. There is no reason to ruin that over a bathroom issue that he will always be wrong about. Enjoy that senator salary bro, you got elected, and you earned it.
Oh sure, McBride dresses like a lady, but at least he can buy some new Gucci bags and get that hair fixed.
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If the girly males don’t want to use a He man rest room, let them go outside and find a fire hydrant.