The Washington Post apparently decided that journalism was too boring and pivoted to creative fiction this week. The paper ran a juicy tale about Trump allegedly ripping into Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth at Camp David over some kind of munitions shortage drama. Two anonymous sources. A cinematic setting. The only problem? According to everyone who was actually there, none of it actually happened.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, who was physically present at Camp David during the time in question, put it as bluntly as humanly possible: the confrontation the Post described "literally never happened." She also noted that whoever was shopping this garbage story around tried pitching it to multiple outlets, suggesting someone with an agenda was working overtime. Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell confirmed that the administration explicitly told the Post the story was bogus before they published it. The Post apparently heard "this is false" and thought, "sounds good, let's roll with it."
Trump, never one to let a perceived slight go unanswered, fired back on Truth Social with the enthusiasm of a man who just found out someone keyed his car. He called the reporting "false and completely unfounded rumors" and praised Hegseth in terms that would make a motivational poster blush. He credited his defense secretary with the military operation in Venezuela, which he said wrapped up in under 24 hours and resulted in Nicolas Maduro being brought to justice. He also gave Hegseth credit for eliminating DEI programs from the armed forces and pushing recruitment numbers to historic highs.
Then came the spicy part. Trump used the word "treasonous" to describe the Post's sourcing, which is quite the vocabulary choice for a newspaper article, but then again, these are quite the times we live in.
This is becoming a pattern that would make Groundhog Day look unpredictable. The same paper previously ran a story with five reporters and eight anonymous sources claiming Kash Patel was getting fired. That story also turned out to be fictional, as Patel was apparently working on a leak investigation at the time. They even buried the admission that they had no idea why he was at the White House.
The timing of this latest batch of fantasy journalism is particularly interesting. Both the munitions shortage narrative and the Camp David confrontation story dropped during the exact same news cycle, both relied entirely on unnamed sources, and both landed while Iran was reportedly weighing deal terms. Coincidence? Sure, and I'm the Queen of England.
The Post's famous motto, "Democracy Dies in Darkness," has essentially become a self own at this point. When your business model involves ignoring direct denials from named, on the record officials in favor of anonymous sources with obvious grudges, you're not exactly lighting the torch of transparency.
At least give us better fiction next time. Maybe throw in a car chase or a plot twist. If you're going to make stuff up, at least make it entertaining.
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