Trump Says Iran Wishes It Could Hack Minnesota That Well

Trump Says Iran Wishes It Could Hack Minnesota That Well

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When over 30 water systems in Minnesota got hit by a coordinated cyberattack, intelligence officials started pointing fingers at Iran. President Trump, however, had a very different suspect in mind: Minnesota itself. As originally reported, the president used a Camp David cabinet meeting to deliver his own forensic analysis, and let's just say he skipped the part where you examine the evidence.

Trump flat out rejected preliminary assessments from both federal and state officials suggesting Iranian involvement. His reasoning? Minnesota is just too incompetent to need foreign hackers. "Iran should be so lucky," he actually said. "Iran's got bigger problems than worrying about Minnesota." That's right, folks. The official presidential position is that Iran couldn't be bothered to hack the Land of 10,000 Lakes because it has better things to do. Imagine being a state so roasted by your own president that even your cyberattackers get complimented by comparison.

But he wasn't done. As reporters were heading for the exits, Trump circled back for round two, calling Governor Tim Walz "corrupt" and declaring Minnesota "one of the worst-run states." He literally said, "I think that Minnesota is behind it," suggesting the state somehow cyberattacked its own water infrastructure. That's like accusing someone of breaking into their own house and stealing their own TV.

Now, here's what actually happened. The attack was first detected on a Sunday and targeted operational technology at community water systems in cities like Plymouth, South St. Paul, Maple Plain, and Braham. In Braham, malicious software knocked out controls for the well and water treatment plant, leaving the water tower unable to fill for more than sixty minutes before a backup system kicked in roughly ninety minutes later. Plymouth and South St. Paul had to switch some automated functions over to manual control, which sounds incredibly fun for everyone involved.

The good news is that officials confirmed drinking water stayed safe throughout the whole ordeal. No contamination, no boil notices, no need for residents to change their water habits.

Minnesota IT Services confirmed the incident was coordinated but said they haven't officially attributed responsibility to anyone yet. The investigation is still ongoing. Meanwhile, the FBI noted that similar activity was detected in water systems across at least seven other states, which kind of pokes a hole in the "Minnesota did this to itself" theory.

Here's the kicker. Federal agencies, including CISA, had actually issued warnings before the Minnesota incidents that hackers affiliated with Iran were actively going after programmable logic controllers, which are the industrial computers running pumps, valves, and other equipment in water and energy systems. A CISA advisory originally released in April and updated on July 22 described Iranian actors exploiting internet-exposed controllers, changing passwords to lock out operators, and altering display data.

So to summarize: federal agencies warned about Iranian hackers targeting water systems, water systems in multiple states got hacked, and the president decided the real culprit was Tim Walz. Case closed, apparently.

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