Audrey Pulvar, the deputy mayor of Paris in charge of international relations, has decided that the United States is basically responsible for France being hot right now. According to Trending Politics, the far-left official took to Instagram to fire back at American tourists and social media users who had been poking fun at Paris for its general lack of air conditioning during a brutal heat wave that pushed temperatures above 104 degrees Fahrenheit.
Her post is a masterpiece of finger pointing. "Dear American journalists and social media 'influencers': for days, some of you have been criticizing and making fun of Paris because the city does not have A/C in every room … OMG, this is so rich," she wrote. She then argued that the U.S., as the second largest emitter of greenhouse gases in the world, bears "a significant amount of responsibility for global warming and the consequences we, in France, are experiencing."
So let me get this straight. Americans are making fun of Paris for not having air conditioning. And her response is not "maybe we should get some air conditioning" but rather "it is your fault we need air conditioning in the first place." That is an impressive pivot. It is the geopolitical equivalent of blaming the fire department for the existence of fire.
But wait, it gets better. She also blamed American air conditioning itself for making things worse. "Your cities, which are 90 percent air-conditioned, are not unrelated to this," she continued. So the problem is that Americans have air conditioning AND that France does not have air conditioning. America is simultaneously too cool and too warm. Schrodinger's HVAC system.
Pulvar then touted Paris' green policies and told Americans to follow suit. "If every American city made the same ecological transition efforts as Paris and many European cities, believe me, the whole world would be better off. So please, enough with the lecture. Just start doing your part."
Meanwhile, back in reality, approximately 1,000 excess deaths in France have been linked to this heat wave, many involving older individuals. Hospitals in Paris reportedly hit saturation levels. Public events had to be adjusted, transportation was disrupted, and heat alerts were issued across multiple departments. Across Europe, estimates of excess deaths associated with the heat since mid-June reached around 1,300.
France has historically kept air conditioning adoption rates low, with only about 25 percent of households equipped with cooling systems, citing environmental considerations, building regulations, and cultural factors. The current crisis has understandably prompted a renewed discussion about whether broader installation of cooling systems might be a good idea.
You know what might help with 1,000 heat-related deaths? Air conditioning. But sure, let us draft another Instagram post blaming Nebraska instead. That will cool things right down.
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