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John Malkovich movie won’t be released for 100 years

By CalebSeptember 17, 2025010
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(Crankers) Inspired by the 100-year-long aging process of Luis XIII Cognac, John Malkovich’s 100 Years: The Movie You Will Never See is a short experimental film created by director Robert Rodriguez back in 2015.

The film is locked away in a bulletproof vault with a time lock set to November 18, 2115 . On that date, the majority of us won’t be alive, and the vault will automatically open, allowing the premiere of the peculiar movie. Until then, we can enjoy only the teasers: Retro, Nature, and Future, allowing a glimpse into the futuristic film.

The cast includes John Malkovich, Shuya Chang, and Marko Zaror, but very little else is known about the rest of the cast and the plot.

Additionally, 1,000 people have been given metal tickets for the premiere, naturally, not just for themselves, but for their offspring.

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