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  1. Ontario police ain't catching no one in those shoes

    If you have to break the law in any location, then may as well go up to Ontario in Canada where the male cops are wearing your hooker step-mom's red heels - hypothetically, of course. Do not break the law in any way. You'll be caught and arrested, just slower than usual if they're chasing you in...
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