(Crankers) Remember when people had those giant antenna looking Bluetooth’s on their ear and they looked like a total d-bag?
I do.
Now look around in public at all the people wearing Air Pods in their ears as if they couldn’t dare miss a phone call or something else and they look bad too, right?
Yes. They do.
Well, if you want to complete your transformation into a complete and total tool, then you can pick up the next goofy gadget thanks to Motorola who’s releasing a bendable phone that you can wear on your wrist, your ankle, or even your male part if you really want to go there.
Think of it like a slap bracelet from the 90s when you were in like 4th grade and that stuff was cool.
Well now you’re in your 40s and you’re all grown up with your extra-wide slap bracelet that costs hundreds of dollars and makes you look like the gay power ranger.
Pretty cool, huh?
I hope it vibrates, because you know where I’m wrapping it!
Here’s a video preview of the bendable phone that I will not buy. Not only can I not afford one, but I also just don’t want to look stupid in public. I am ugly enough, so I don’t need these dumb gadgets to make it worse.