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Stormy Daniels is giving testimony in the Donald Trump hush money trial and it's going to be a giant mess, even more messy than being on the set after one of her video shoots! This trial is wet dream for Democrats, but a witch hunt for anyone with a working brain that comprehends how stupid everything is. Can you imagine how bad the defense is going to tear Stormy Daniels open? I mean, tear her apart. She got torn open by some b-side actors in her former movies, but that's another story for another day.
This trial against Donald Trump simply prevents him from being on the campaign trail more than he would like. Does anyone really care IF Trump did pay her to shut up? No, no one cares. But did Trump pay her to shut up? I doubt it. The defense would need substantial proof that he literally handed her money and told her to shut up. There's so many glory holes in this story that it's like a Swiss cheese trial of pointless nonsense that no one in America actually cares about. Why didn't Trump go on trial for this years ago? Oh, because it wasn't an election year. Got it.
Anyway, I can't wait for the mattress queen to get up there and mess up every bit of her testimony, just like the world expects her to. I'm pretty sure she benefited from Trump financially from all the press. But here's one thing you should all know – those Stormy Daniels videos aren't any good. I don't think she would be Trump's type in the first place.
I've seen his lawyer Alina Haba. I've seen Trump's wife, Ivanka. Those are Trump's type – not some woman who's bad at making risque movies. Yeah, I said it. Stormy's videos are gross and she fails to turn people on, just like she will fail to make any sense in her testimony during the Trump hush money trial. Seriously folks, don't Google Stormy Daniels videos unless you have a barf bag 🙂
