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DA Sandra Doorley APOLOGIZES poorly

By drastic215April 29, 2024Updated:November 8, 202501
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What happens when you're a New York DA and you're about to get pulled over for speeding, but you decide to drive all the way home and act like a Karen over a speeding ticket? You lose respect. Then what comes next? Your groveling and lame apology video saying you're going to punish yourself with ethics training.

Woman, shut up. You're not actually going to take any ethics classes. No one believes that. And you don't really have to. But don't blame this on stress. Just say "hey everyone, I made a mistake. What I did was stupid. Thanks. Bye." Don't act like you're the only one with stress. Don't say you're going to take "ethics classes" when we all know that's BS too. Just say sorry and move on. No one needs to hear your Karen-clad clown show.

Unlimited L’s on X posted (FOLLOW THEM ASAP) about the lame apology: “JUST IN: NY Monroe County DA Sandra Doorley issues an apology after going viral for refusing to pull over for speeding and says she was dealing with ‘frightening medical concern’ and ‘work stress’

“If one of my assistant district attorneys had acted this way, I would’ve disciplined them. So I’m disciplining myself. I will take ethics training to remind myself that professionalism matters. I’ve been humbled by my own stupidity and I am fully to blame. I will make this right.”

Quick reminder of what happened when the NY DA drove away from the police to park at home:

Doorley does not give the officer her ID. Instead she gives him her phone, says Dennis Kohlmeier is on the line, and once again walks into the garage, eventually going all the way into her house.

“I understand the law better than you,” she tells the officer as he tries to get her back outside. She continues to refuse to leave the garage, at one point returning to her car to get her badge to show the officer.

“I just don’t understand the hostility toward me,” the officer says. “I’m doing my job.”

“No, you’re being an [expletive],” Doorley says.

“How am I being an [expletive],” the officer says.

“I am the DA of Monroe County,” Doorley says.

“I understand that, but that doesn’t give you a right to go 55 in a 35,” the officer says.

“I don’t really care,” Doorley says. “I don’t really care. You know what? If you give me a traffic ticket that’s fine. I’m the one who prosecutes it.”

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