You're sitting in a coffee shop enjoying some peace and quiet. You're sipping coffee or tea and getting some work done while other customers shuffle in and out quietly, just minding their business and enjoying their day.

It's a nice peaceful environment until that one fucking asshole walks in and ruins it for the entire planet.

It's either a morbidly obese woman yelling while her mobile device on speaker phone. She's usually in a bonnet, braids, and an outfit where her 500 inch stomach is sticking out and you can bet it smells like something she stole from a CVS.

Then there's the other kind of annoying person who has no common sense nor manners and ruins things too. This one is usually a gay dude who wears sunglasses inside a dimly lit building because he's being a pervert. He sees everyone sitting facing the same direction, like 5 tables where everyone's facing the door and not making awkward eye contact.

This fudgepacking attention seeking pervert sits the opposite direction, facing everyone else with his gay sunglasses and make eyecontact.

Then he starts chewing potato chips as loud as possible.

At the end of the day, your visit is ruined by one of the above and you just want to put up a sign banning both of them from every public eatery.

Seriously, if you fit the description of either person above, then stay home. We don't want you in our coffee shops disturbing the peace and quiet of normal folks just getting shit done.

Fuck all the way the fuck off.