Trump signs an executive order keeping men OUT of women's sports

BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump signs an executive order keeping men OUT of women's sports. Promises made, promises kept. This is common sense and it's a shame that America became so deranged that they ever let males in female sports to begin with. Men, you can dress up like a lady, but you'll never be one. Please stay in your own sports. You can enjoy your life any way you wish, but you cannot force others to do it with you. Dress up however you want, but stay in your own sports, bathrooms, and otherwise. Thank you.