One of those protesters at a college got hit in the eyeballs by some police issued pepper spray. I’m pretty sure it probably feels like a mix of Old Bay and horseradish in your eyes, mixed with a touch of acid and liberal magic. I haven’t ever been pepper sprayed because I’m not a wacko ruining my college campus, but I’m sure it probably sucks.
Imagine wasting all that good vitamin D milk in your eyes just because you’re causing a scene at a college campus for a cause that no one in America can actually do anything about. It really makes no sense, does it? Americans used to bang chicks and drink beer at college. When did everyone turn into gay protesters?
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