Just some good ol’ boys airing it out on the Internet. You gotta love the political drama!! Seems like we have an Internet feud between Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw and X user Catturd. It’s pronounced exactly like you think – cat turd. It’s not ca-tturd for those of you who were in denial over the name’s reference to kitty poo.
Anyway, Catturd didn’t seem interested in the big porky spending bill and eventually trashed Speaker Mike Johnson, who ended up selling out after a meeting with ‘Dollar Tree Obama’ – Hakeem Jeffries.
Catturd eventually said, after some other posts, “How many of you get raises for working 138 days per year and being off work 227 days?” We’re not sure how many days politicians go to work, although it seems like they never do much of anything. Most people would agree they are overpaid and barely get anything done.
Another user named Nick Sortor chimed in to mock Dan Crenshaw and sort of accuse him of inside trading, depending on how you read into it. That’s what really got under Dan Crenshaw’s skin.
Crenshaw lashed out, suggesting any notion of him inside trading is a lie and false. We don’t know if Dan Crenshaw inside trades or not, but he does seem to be worth a lot more now than when he was just in the military.
Crenshaw said: “Yeah or maybe you’re a fucking lying piece of shit because I’m not even on the YES list for the whip team. Never have been. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders your click bait. Fucking incels.”
This is where Elon Musk chimes in, suggesting no one in Congress gets a raise until a budget is agreed on. Crenshaw fired back, “I love you Elon but you need to take 5 seconds to check your sources before highlighting bottom feeders looking for clicks.”
Catturd got back into the mix, saying: “Yeah get it right -Dan Crenshaw is the America-last, Ukraine-first war pig who doesn’t need a raise because of all the money he makes when he miraculously became a stock expert since joining Congress.” Again, we don’t know what Dan Crenshaw does, or does not do, with stock trading. We’re just talking about the argument on the Internet here.
And this is where Dan Crenshaw really let loose. Dan said, “Anonymous coward like ‘catturd’ talking shit without any evidence. I’m used to it. Sorry I was guy fighting the wars that little bitches like you would never dare to. One of us has actually served this country and continues to, while losers like you make money being trolls on social media. If you think I’m ‘rich,” you’re a fucking idiot. The people getting rich off politics are the ‘influencers’ like Catturd selling their platforms to the highest bidder. Sorry to break to it yall, that’s the truth.”
Catturd isn’t anonymous though, he’s a guy who lives in Florida and people know his name etc.
Photo: Gage Skidmore and Catturd profile on X.
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