(Crankers.com) KANSAS CITY, MO — In what sources describe as “both heartbreaking and incredibly lucrative,” Taylor Swift is reportedly in the studio penning a new breakup ballad about boyfriend Travis Kelce, inspired by the Kansas City Chiefs’ devastating loss to the Philadelphia Eagles.
Swift insiders say the working title of the track is “Dropped Passes, Dropped Heart.” Early leaked lyrics allegedly include: “You fumbled the game, you fumbled my trust / When the fourth quarter ended, so did us.”
Concert promoters are already salivating. “This is going to be her biggest hit since ‘All Too Well (10 Minute Version),’” said one music executive. “It’s got everything: sports metaphors, public heartbreak, and the chance to sell Philadelphia fans $60 commemorative vinyl.”
Kelce reportedly took the news hard. “He thought she was writing him a victory song,” said a teammate. “Instead, she’s rhyming ‘touchdown’ with ‘letdown.’”
Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts has denied rumors he’s already been asked to appear in the music video as Swift’s rebound love interest. “Look, I just play football,” Hurts told reporters. “But if she needs me to stand in a cornfield looking brooding, sure.”
The NFL is said to be preparing for record-breaking ratings during Swift’s upcoming world tour, where she is expected to debut the song on stage surrounded by backup dancers dressed as referees.
Meanwhile, Chiefs fans are left reeling. “It’s bad enough we lost to Philly,” one season-ticket holder sighed. “Now we’re gonna hear about it on the radio for the next 15 years.”
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