Hello everyone!

Would love to give a shoutout to the fake daycare owners, Somalian fraudsters with big foreheads, and all the good looking people who read and watch Crankers on a daily basis.

We finally got a new design and it's big like Michelle Obama's alleged cock.

We are only doing DARK MODE for now, so if that's a problem for you, then too bad. We don't care.

We do this website for fun and to build a community of people who just want to hang out and talk trash in the comments. If that's you, then how ya doing! Nice to meet you!

If you're just here to complain, well then shut up. No one cares.

We welcome people from all walks of life and we don't care what your politics are. If you're cool, then you're cool. If you're an asshole, then you're an asshole.

That's what real life is all about.

Come for the content and stay for the comments!

So what's new in 2026?

We now have a full user membership system. Sign up is free, so get in early! You can now save your favorites, comment, and even upload your own posts. But unfortunately, no adult stuff is permitted. If you want to see that, then just go take your clothes off and look in the mirror.

Either way, enjoy the new website and hope you have fun.

Thanks!