(Crankers)
Are the tides changing in the media? Is ABC News finally sick of President Joe Biden and his lying ass? If you've followed Joe Biden on X and the news in general, then there's a few things you know about him. Now, depending on what side of politics you're on – you may not admit you know these things, but you know these things are true in the back of your head and your deadbeat loyalty to a political party is what ruins your ability to vote against him. That's a character flaw in you, not him, by the way. Let's dig in.
1) Joe Biden lies like a rug. He is constantly telling lies on social media and in person. In fact, he probably doesn't even know he's on Twitter/X. It's probably some borderline ugly chick who's a college intern running his account and she probably doesn't even shave her armpits. Or it's a really pathetic beta male in his 5th year as a college senior and he just came out of the closet, has a Ukraine flag on his Facebook profile, and uses pronouns. Dude is 100% gay, no questions asked. Anyone using pronouns usually is.
2) Joe Biden's entire White House has been a complete disaster that simply not good at anything. It's like they took DEI at the biggest scale possible and proved it doesn't work. Joe Biden's cabinet is a diversity circus that took qualifications for doing real jobs and threw them out the window in favor of guys who dress like women, guys who steal luggage, a press secretary who makes things up, and any other diversity thing you can imagine – like Mayor Pete Bootyjudge and whatever he does – or doesn't do, because he clearly doesn't do anything. Either way, diversity is fine, but it should never mean more than actual qualifications and setting an example for the world. Hiring an old ugly dude in women's clothes who calls himself Rachel – that's just making us look bad.
3) Biden is borderline dead and looks like an embalmed puppet. He's like the older version of Weekend at Bernie’s – a puppet that Democrats are using to get their way and, for the most part, make horrible decisions that ruin the country. Jill Biden, fake doctor, not a real one, should be ashamed of herself for allowing this to go on. Joe Biden’s brain is so mushed that he’s reading parts of the teleprompter that you’re not supposed to read. He’s clueless and mentally dead inside. Was there nothing Republicans could’ve done to remove this guy? I know most Republicans, politicians in general, are useless – but how bad does a president need to be before the country is like “you know what, we’ve had enough of this shit.”
4) I know this from my own personal experience – my bank account was happier under Donald Trump and, like him or hate him, I think he did a better job politically. I don’t care what Trump says. I don’t care about his hideous orange spray tan. I don’t care about his mean tweets. I care about his decisions that, for the most part, seemed to be much better for America. At the end of the day, it’s about our country right? Love Trump or hate him, he was better and I think even ABC News is starting to mention that in the video above when they correct the puppet formerly known as Joe Biden.