(Crankers) Well, well, well, where do we start with Congressman George Santos? For starters, I can’t stop laughing at what he was allegedly spending campaign finance money on. If there was any sign that our government is a complete disaster that looks like a failed circus filled with creepy luggage-stealing clowns, and model money spending Botox perpetrators, then this is it. I’m laughing because our government is spiraling out of control, it’s a mess and feels like it gets worse every day.
Congressman George Santos is accused of spending campaign finance funds on OF accounts and botox. The first one I am laughing at because it’s just hilarious that this dude, who’s likely being watched by his fellow Congressmen and Congresswomen (because saying Congresspeople is silly), but he still had the alleged NERVE to drop a few bucks on OF subscriptions. How hilarious and ballsy is that? Needless to say, George Santos won’t be running for re-election.
Let’s top if off (no pun intended) with getting a round of botox! What’s your day look like George? Imagine how funny it would be if George Santos said something like “I’ll be pulling the pud at 1, then getting injected at 3. So in other-words, I’m busy this week.” CNBC reported on the George Santos allegations, saying the following in a political news report:
The announcement came less than an hour after the release of a report from the investigative body of the House Ethics Committee, which found Santos “blatantly stole from his campaign” and “sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his House candidacy for his own personal financial profit.”
Those alleged personal expenditures included more than $4,000 in donor funds for a purchase at luxury clothing store Hermes, and for “smaller purchases at OF,” the online cam-streaming site known for its adult content.
The report on CNBC did not say the word BOTOX in it, but the ethics report apparently mentioned that. Many big name reports in the media are reporting that George Santos spent money on Botox too. That part is also hilarious because Botox is fairly silly. People should age gracefully and beautifully. No one needs that Botox stuff to look good. I don’t care that much about it and I’m still laughing at the concept of this dude in office with his computer on and wondering what was he doing. It probably wasn’t work!
You want to know what happens when you get Botox? You turn into a person who’s face starts to lose it’s normal look and you end up looking like an expressionless wax figure. I really can’t believe George Santos would sink this low. Like who would seriously get Botox? Ugh!
I could not care less what goes on with George Santos in his spare time. What he does to his body or how he spends money – I don’t care. That’s his choice. But I’m just gonna lay this out there, that I don’t think someone in Congress should be using campaign finance funds for anything that isn’t making America better.
Surely Botox isn’t helping anyone, that stuff turns gracefully aging people into disasters. But hey, if people want to waste money to flatten a wrinkle and look like a wax figure later in life when they can’t move their forehead, that’s their choice. I’ll just laugh at them, quietly, on my own time. I don’t care about OF either. What people do to make money or spend money – that’s their choice. Have fun with whatever you do in life and have a good day.
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