(Crankers) I feel bad for Mitch McConnell – and at the same time, I don’t feel bad at all. He could have retired years ago, but he’s out there talking about Trump and turning into an ancient mannequin shortly after, Mitch is 82-years-old, a shell of his youthful days, and not all the way functional anymore. There’s times he just freezes up and I think he’d be better off freezing on a beach or a bingo hall in retirement.
When it comes to age in politics, I don’t think anyone under 35 should be allowed to serve the country in office, and I think they should be forced out of politics by the time they’re 65. Politics should be a service to our country and communities, not a career where you make promises to people, get voted in, do absolutely nothing for a few years, then lie to everyone again and keep your job.
I am still fascinated that do-nothing people like Lindsey Graham, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi still have jobs in politics. What do they even do all day? Graham is one of the most useless people in ALL of politics, even worse than many Democrats. He’s the kind of guy who shows up on TV, says what you might want to hear, then goes back to being a slimeball. Maxine Waters just blames everything on racism. She’s so clueless, that she would probably say racism is racist.
And Pelosi – where do we start with her? It’s too early to drink vodka and eat ice cream, so I’ll just say she’s obviously very good at the stock market. I wish she would share some of her secrets with us so we can be rich too! But of course, here we are, just some working class people blogging on the Internet. Here’s the video of Mitch McConnell talking about Trump, then freezing like an ice cube and getting rolled away like a mannequin. Say hello to the Penguin for us, Mr. Freeze.