(Crankers) So you’re telling me JFK got shot in the head for this?
LOL LAUGHABLE!
If there’s one thing you will learn after reading this story, it’s that the Congressional Circus will continue.
We may witness a little short fat clown exit politics and a taller skinnier clown jump into the mix.
A new Kennedy is officially jumping into the political arena. Jack Schlossberg, the only grandson of President John F. Kennedy, announced he’s running for Congress in New York’s 12th District, the seat Rep. Jerry Nadler is leaving after decades in office. And yes, the internet has already decided this is the closest thing we’ll ever get to “Camelot 2.0.”
Schlossberg, now 32, made the announcement with a polished campaign video and message that leans heavily into generational change. He said Manhattan deserves a representative who can “harness the creativity, energy and drive of this district” and turn it into real political power in Washington. Translation: it’s time for new blood.
For people who haven’t followed him closely, Jack Schlossberg isn’t just a famous last name. He holds a joint law and business degree from Harvard, passed the New York bar exam, and has worked in media and public policy. He’s also been vocal online about national political issues, often weighing in on everything from climate policy to misinformation.
If you follow the Kennedy family at all, you probably know that Schlossberg has also publicly distanced himself from his cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who’s taken controversial positions on vaccines and other issues. Schlossberg has repeatedly emphasized that the “Kennedy legacy” should be about public service rooted in facts, not conspiracy theories — something he clearly wants to carry into this race.
The 12th District, which covers major parts of Manhattan like the Upper West Side, Upper East Side, and Midtown, is safely Democratic. So the real competition isn’t the general election, it’s the primary. And Schlossberg won’t be alone. Several other Democrats have already announced campaigns, including state Assembly member Micah Lasher and nonprofit founder Liam Elkind. Whoever wins the Democratic primary will almost certainly win the seat.
Still, Schlossberg’s entry shakes things up. The Kennedy name brings instant recognition, major media attention, and a built-in political story that most first-time candidates can only dream of. But it also brings expectations — and pressure. Voters will want to know whether he’s running on the legacy of his grandfather, or whether he plans to carve out something different for himself.
In his launch, Schlossberg focused on affordability, public corruption, and the Democratic Party’s need to reclaim the House majority. He framed the race as a moment for younger leaders to step forward, saying the district needs “fresh ideas” and a new generation’s perspective.
This will be his first campaign, so all eyes are on whether he can translate name recognition into actual grassroots support, fundraising strength, and policy credibility. Manhattan politics can be chaotic, competitive, unpredictable, and a famous last name doesn’t guarantee anything.
But one thing is clear: another Kennedy is officially on the ballot, and the political world is paying attention. Whether this becomes a new chapter in the family legacy or simply a headline-moment will depend on how this race plays out in the months ahead.
And to top it off, here’s a weird video of Jack!
