(Crankers) I bet you didn’t think the DOJ had jokes, but here we are – and let me tell ya, it backfired on US, not them. The Department of Justice has ruled on President Joe Biden’s classified records scandal in which he mishandled some documents, and guess what? Joe’s getting off easy! The DOJ has ruled that President Joe Biden will NOT pursue criminal charges after classified documents were found in two locations – his former DC office and his home in Delaware.
Special counsel Robert Hur suggested that criminal charges would not be warranted, according to a report on USA Today. Well, isn’t Joey Biden just special. The guy can have classified records in TWO locations, which doesn’t happen by accident, and he doesn’t even face a whiff of the law. Smells fishy, right? Smells like that giant dinosaur defecation from the movie CAVEMAN. You know, the giant round ball of the smelly stuff that people often share in memes. Smells just like that.
The report on USA today quoted the report made by the DOJ and it had some hilarious comments about Joe Biden, 81, and his personal situation. It’s like they’re saying what we’ve been saying all along about him, on a personal level:
“Our investigation uncovered evidence that President Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen,” according to the report, which noted in particular classified documents about military and foreign policy in Afghanistan.
The evidence doesn’t establish Biden’s “guilt beyond a reasonable doubt,” the report concluded.
Embarrassingly for Biden, the report said the president’s document practices “present serious risks to national security,” and that Biden presented himself “as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”
Elderly man with a poor memory. You got that right. It’s funny. It’s true. And we’ve been saying it all along, but they just weaponized our commentary against us in a way that allowed them to protect Joe Biden from criminal charges. This is another reason why we should have cognitive tests for people of upper ages if they wish to run the country. Or, we can make a new rule that says anyone over 65 is automatically done with politics. We don’t need any career politician dinosaurs milking their salary and getting nothing done, like Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters. What do they do all day besides eat ice cream and spew race bait rhetoric? Nothing useful, that’s for sure.
If you can’t prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you’re mentally fit to run America, then you should be forced to step down. And that would span several people, because if Joe Biden stepped down – Kamala Harris would have to take over. We all know she’s mentally incapable of running anything, so she’d be forced to step down. Then who’s next?
Either way, you all knew this ruling would come as it is. No charges for Joe Biden, just take the Republican talking point of his declining mental stamina and use it against us. That’s exactly what the DOJ just did instead of charging that man with a crime. It’s almost like the DOJ is in Joe Biden’s back pocket right next to Zelensky.
