Jill Biden learns there’s no booze at SOTU party, says “we’ll do better next time”
First lady Jill Biden said “we’ll do better next time” when she found out a State of the Union part did not have any alcohol for guests to drink. How hard is it to plan a SOTU party? You order booze, food, and pick a place. It’s not that complicated Jill. It’s so easy, even a caveman could do it! But hey, Jill Biden has a doctorate in education, not party planning! It’s not very clear who exactly planned the party, but they surely made a big mistake because you know no one wanted to be waltzing around a boring SOTU while they were more sober than Ben Affleck at the Grammys.
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