“You don’t get any” – Whoopi Goldberg says, and I’m pretty sure everyone is OK with that

(Crankers) Here’s something we didn’t need to have a conversation about, but it happened anyway. Whoopi Goldberg was talking about the liberal women going on a sex strike because Donald Trump won the 2024 election against Kamala Harris. Whoopi made a comment that “you don’t get any” unless it’s up to them. I don’t know if Whoopi is joining the strike or not, but I’ll volunteer not to get any from her if it makes her job easier.

The filthy talk with Whoopi didn’t end with her talking about the anti-Trump sex strike. Whoopi recently celebrated her 69th birthday and said, like cheese, that she likes to be eaten once in a while. I have to stop writing this for a moment to go vomit in my toilet at the mere thought of this taking place. My gosh, that was a visual I might never financially recover from.

And while we’re talking about Whoopi Goldberg and eating some cake, she’s now underfired from a bakery that refutes a claim she made.  Whoopi alleges that a bakery wouldn’t do her order, but the bakery said that’s not the case at all. They were having trouble with their boiler and were unsure if they would be able to bake anything at all, it had nothing to do with Whoopi or politics, according to Trending Politics:

“They’d asked us and we were having trouble with our boilers,” Holtermann explained. She said that Goldberg had originally asked for treats for her appearances on a talk show on November 6 and on the November 13 episode of ‘The View.’ Holtermann declined both requests, citing, “I didn’t want to make a commitment that I can’t carry through,” due to the unreliability of her equipment.

“I said to Whoopi, ‘I can’t do it right now,” Holtermann told EW. “We have so many things going on with my boiler,’ because the building is from 1930, so, when she called me, I had no idea [if we could] be baking everything.” She added, “It was not because of political” affiliations.