(Crankers.com) NEW YORK— Experts are calling this both “predictable” and “hilariously on brand,” as Rockstar Games announced that the long-awaited release of Grand Theft Auto 6 has been delayed indefinitely after the development team accidentally spent the last few years replaying GTA 5.
“We sat down in 2021 to start coding GTA 6, but someone suggested we should ‘just load up GTA Online for inspiration,’” said lead developer Marcus Connolly. “Next thing we knew, we were robbing digital casinos, running nightclub empires, and customizing jetpacks. Honestly, we forgot why we were even in the office.”
The developers admitted that they had made some progress on GTA 6, including a detailed recreation of Vice City, but then got sidetracked when one employee discovered that you can make cars do backflips if you hit a traffic barrier just right.
Rockstar’s official press release assured fans the delay was for “quality purposes,” but also added:
> “We’re having too much fun blowing up each other with rocket launchers in GTA Online. Why rush GTA 6 when GTA 5 still slaps?”
Sources inside Rockstar revealed the studio briefly tried to refocus on GTA 6, but work was halted again after someone installed mods that turned all pedestrians into Shrek.
Industry analysts predict GTA 6 may never be finished, as one developer was last seen screaming, “Bro, I just bought a flying car in GTA 5, why would I ever need a new game?”
At press time, Rockstar announced a new update for GTA Online featuring “a digital waiting room where fans can line up for GTA 6 indefinitely.”
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